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#205
Korvalain 
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:27 AM
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
#208 Guest_Barghast_*
Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:29 AM
Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 06:21 PM, said:
Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 08:17 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 08:15 PM, said:
Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 08:14 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 08:11 PM, said:
Telas, on Apr 16 2009, 08:10 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 08:08 PM, said:
To be more productive, then:
Goodkind is the voice of our generation.
Goodkind is the voice of our generation.
you are going to hell when you die. You do realize that right? Not for the killing,undeadness,or all around badness. But for that post. Well, sucks to be you.
Harsh. But I have to power of my love of life on my side! I won't even go to hell, I'll just be reincarnated, forever free of the Keeper's terrible grasp.
Necromancer code!
Reverse psychology necromancer code!
Or something like that.
Protip: Its called WIFOM
Wine-In-Front-Of-Me, based off the scene in the Princess Bride between the Cecilian and Westley. You think I want you to think that I think etc.
Dumbass. lol
=P
douchebaggery 823 up, 253 down
1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.
2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.
1)Some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Andrew Jackson, George Lincoln Rockwell, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan
2)Examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies; the Holocaust; the genocide of the Native Americans; the founding of the American Nazi Party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a War on Drugs based largely on the delusion that "every one of those goddamn bastards out to legalize marijuana is a Jew" (direct quote from President Richard Nixon); treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.
Thank you, Urbandictionary
Also, the mod has proven my amazing powers of using additive magic to expel my own soul from Keeper's foul grasp!
edit see bold
Epic post is epic.
Now, back to my sandwich.
#210
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:34 AM
Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 08:27 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
Um I want to sex Richard Nixon?
#211
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:34 AM
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:34 AM, said:
Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 08:27 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
Um I want to sex Richard Nixon?
ewww that's gross
#212
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:35 AM
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:34 AM, said:
Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 08:27 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
Um I want to sex Richard Nixon?
Hmmmmm im tempted to vote for you for that statement
#213
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:37 AM
Rashan, on Apr 16 2009, 08:35 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:34 AM, said:
Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 08:27 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
Um I want to sex Richard Nixon?
Hmmmmm im tempted to vote for you for that statement
What? What's wrong with that?
#214
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:37 AM
@Barghast: Sandwiches are human food. We eat witches. No sand there at all.
Just read that definition of douche baggery, and while I agree with most of the d-bs, I regret that Shadow must be killed for stating that Reagan, greatest pres of the 20th century is a douche bag.
Oh shit crossposted and the sex comment is god awful.
Just read that definition of douche baggery, and while I agree with most of the d-bs, I regret that Shadow must be killed for stating that Reagan, greatest pres of the 20th century is a douche bag.
Oh shit crossposted and the sex comment is god awful.
This post has been edited by Ampelas: 17 April 2009 - 12:38 AM
#215
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:38 AM
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:37 AM, said:
Rashan, on Apr 16 2009, 08:35 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:34 AM, said:
Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 08:27 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
Um I want to sex Richard Nixon?
Hmmmmm im tempted to vote for you for that statement
What? What's wrong with that?
Nixon is mine and shall always be mine
Get your own sex toy
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:38 AM
Rashan, on Apr 16 2009, 08:38 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:37 AM, said:
Rashan, on Apr 16 2009, 08:35 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:34 AM, said:
Korvalain, on Apr 16 2009, 08:27 PM, said:
Shadow, on Apr 17 2009, 12:25 AM, said:
Lol? I quoted an urbandictionary entry. Tbh, I didn't even look at the examples haha.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
@Fener:
Shadow was Mohinder, he had over nine thousand action points, and he was part of team awesome.
Well then you should read what you're going to post. To get me to unvote, you must lavishly praise Nixon!
Um I want to sex Richard Nixon?
Hmmmmm im tempted to vote for you for that statement
What? What's wrong with that?
Nixon is mine and shall always be mine
Get your own sex toy
Really? Shit. Okay then, I'll rescind my statement. But he'll always hold a special place in my heart.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:43 AM
I think it's time we get serious.
Cause i know i've been fucking around, but we should really get discussion going.
And serc's train is the only real one going on, which ironically is for the same reason any votes are on me (for being an annoying s.o.b.). No, though, i can't vote for myself. Though that'd be pretty stupid imo.
Vampire rp is pretty irritating though imo. Or am i in any position to say anything? lol. Therefore, the logical thing is to vote for me...Except i might be, apparently, a jester.
but day 1 cases are always stupid, an in my own self-interest i am summoning a giant fucking train to bludgeon serc.
Cause i know i've been fucking around, but we should really get discussion going.
And serc's train is the only real one going on, which ironically is for the same reason any votes are on me (for being an annoying s.o.b.). No, though, i can't vote for myself. Though that'd be pretty stupid imo.
Vampire rp is pretty irritating though imo. Or am i in any position to say anything? lol. Therefore, the logical thing is to vote for me...Except i might be, apparently, a jester.
but day 1 cases are always stupid, an in my own self-interest i am summoning a giant fucking train to bludgeon serc.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:43 AM
Shadow, on Apr 16 2009, 08:38 PM, said:
Of the 20th century? Go with Zombie Abe Lincoln, biatch.
My personal fave, at least.
My personal fave, at least.
20th century fool. Lincoln lived, died, was unkilled and redeadened all in the 19th century. Learn your history. Preferably soon, else you'll be doomed to repeat it.
