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I'm back in the saddle again.

#1 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:09 PM

Ha! Quit the shitty job and got my beloved job back.

Got my keys back. Got my locker back. Got the tractors back. Oh yes. The battles with enraged wildlife will resume.

All is right.






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#2 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:51 PM

w00t!
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:54 PM

watch out for them bears.
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:14 AM

I think a message of warning to the mooses (meese?) around the area is in order...
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:22 AM

The birds have been rather savage in the past though.

We should start taking bets on which animal will attack Rodeo first.
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A non-touching itself rock.
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#6 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:30 AM

....and We are waiting for you Rodeo........Oh yes ...WE ARE WAITING.!!!!!! MUUHAAAA



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#7 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 03:40 AM

The birds scare me more. They can fucking come from the sky! THE SKY!
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#8 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 03:47 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Apr 6 2009, 11:40 PM, said:

The birds scare me more. They can fucking come from the sky! THE SKY!





Sleep tight.......

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 03:47 AM

ah i cant wait for the summertime shenanigans to start up again! always lovely to come home from an uneventful day at work to know that rodeo`s probably been battling badgers or lemmings or flying lemming badgers that shoot lasers from their eyes :unworthy:
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 04:06 AM

why did you leave again? and how did you get it back?
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 06:11 AM

Does this mean you will also resume your secondary job of filming pantsless tractor porn?


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Posted 07 April 2009 - 06:26 AM

View PostOptimus Prime, on Apr 7 2009, 02:11 AM, said:

Does this mean you will also resume your secondary job of filming pantsless tractor porn?


:unworthy:


Oh I so hope so...

:D

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 07:55 AM

Brilliant birdy Bubba !

GL with the job RR, hopefully the badgers won't tear out your eyes because then you cannot direct tractor porn anymore obviously.

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 10:31 AM

View PostBubba, on Apr 7 2009, 10:30 AM, said:



Well, what do you know - stinking badgers.

Cheers,

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 10:51 AM

@ Sombra - Sometimes I really miss rep :unworthy:
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 10:55 AM

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 11:22 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on Apr 7 2009, 01:22 AM, said:

The birds have been rather savage in the past though.

We should start taking bets on which animal will attack Rodeo first.

ALL OF THEM AT ONCE

EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL SHALL RUN, GALLOP, CRAWL, FLY AND SLITHER INTO ONE IMMENSE MASS

THIS MASS SHALL SPROUT LIMBS AND FEATURES, AND BECOME THE INCREDIBLE ECO-FRIENDLY GIANT NATURETRON

CAPTAIN PLANET CAN SUCK HIS DICK (WHICH IS MADE FROM BEARS)





So, yeah, Rodeo, keep an eye out.
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 02:30 PM

This thread, it wins.


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#19 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 03:26 PM

So a baby seal walks into a club...

I told a girl that joke when I was chatting her up. A moment later she revealed she was a vegetarian and animal rights activist. Two moments later she punched me in the face. Lucky escape there, I feel.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#20 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 06:04 PM

she punched you in the face for telling a joke?
What a bitch
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