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Have you ever seen a picture of Illy? He has a face that invites a good slap. That rugged bastard.
I'm back in the saddle again.
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Illuyankas 
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 07:16 PM
Macros, on Apr 7 2009, 06:04 PM, said:
she punched you in the face for telling a joke?
What a bitch
What a bitch
What can I say, I have an extraordinary talent for offending the easily offended.
Aptorian, on Apr 7 2009, 06:19 PM, said:
Have you ever seen a picture of Illy? He has a face that invites a good slap. That rugged bastard.
That... is the nicest thing you've ever said about me, Apt. Thank you.
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 07 April 2009 - 07:16 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 08:00 PM
Yeah, here and there, mostly in old Malazan meet-up threads. Usually he's wearing some loud hawaiian shirt looking very hairy and holding some kind of edible or drinkable substance.
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 09:53 PM
Just for you, Zanth, a recent picture of me, drunk at a house party and apparently subliminally advertising against for 1664.
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Number of downloads: 6
Don't ask.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 11:06 PM
Sweet fancy Moses, they sent me a warning today. Biggest fucking raven I've ever seen. Bastard had to be the size of the Hidenburg.
He sat there. In the middle of the road. Then my 1-tonne truck stalled out and started screaming down the hill. All the while, the bird watched. Silent but staring at me.
I'm fucking weirded out.
He sat there. In the middle of the road. Then my 1-tonne truck stalled out and started screaming down the hill. All the while, the bird watched. Silent but staring at me.
I'm fucking weirded out.
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 03:43 AM
I've taken a comparison photo. They are exactly the same size ratios. Look at the size of that bird!
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 02:31 PM
Don't be foolish. It's obviously the King Crow.
http://crowscare.keenspot.com/
You're so dead.
- Abyss, awk!
http://crowscare.keenspot.com/
You're so dead.
- Abyss, awk!
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 04:19 PM
Aptorian, on Apr 7 2009, 07:19 PM, said:
Have you ever seen a picture of Illy? He has a face that invites a good slap. That rugged bastard.
I have seen Illy's picture before which is the only explanation I can think of for why I had a dream the other night that I met him at a motorway service station and he had a bearded baby ........ I think.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:10 PM
RodeoRanch, on Apr 8 2009, 12:06 AM, said:
Sweet fancy Moses, they sent me a warning today. Biggest fucking raven I've ever seen. Bastard had to be the size of the Hidenburg.
He sat there. In the middle of the road. Then my 1-tonne truck stalled out and started screaming down the hill. All the while, the bird watched. Silent but staring at me.
I'm fucking weirded out.
He sat there. In the middle of the road. Then my 1-tonne truck stalled out and started screaming down the hill. All the while, the bird watched. Silent but staring at me.
I'm fucking weirded out.
carry a 12 bore! it works for me!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 02:56 AM
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
NIGHTMARES!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
NIGHTMARES!
