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#121 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 07:25 AM

You were winning the battle with superior speed and that axe, then my club came out and I one-punched you :p

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#122 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 08:02 AM

that club be awesome

I started a new guy with proper name...he got the club :p
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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#123 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 09:24 AM

http://grezl.mybrute.com

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#124 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 10:41 AM

I'm going to fall horribly behind now. I'm off for the weekend. Damn you all!
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#125 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:19 AM

Mez just whupped me :p

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#126 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:39 AM

I'm level 5. Is that good? :p Oh, and apparently I beat Swampvagina yesterday...why do all the brutes with slightly offensive names pick on me...how can they tell I am a prude? :p
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#127 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:43 AM

Hahaha! Even the site is commenting on nicknames. I was beaten by RandiBrute, and there's a little dialogue box underneath that says 'what an ugly nick he has'.

And I've been Sir T - twice - :p
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#128 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:52 PM

View PostBhurnae, on Apr 9 2009, 12:19 PM, said:

Mez just whupped me :p



I decided to pick on someone with a level lower than me because Cougar had just thrashed me for the second time! Sowwy (not very :p)
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#129 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:56 PM

Hmm, my last victory was against someone called AssKazoo. Awesome name.


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#130 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:57 PM

everybody picks on the noobs.............. :p

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#131 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:37 PM

Hehe Bwgan, feel my level 3 might, you big silly level 5 :p

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Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#132 User is offline   Sixty 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:40 PM

You guys should challenge my shitty guy...I get exp for that right?
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#133 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:42 PM

View PostGrief, on Apr 9 2009, 02:37 PM, said:

Hehe Bwgan, feel my level 3 might, you big silly level 5 :p

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How did you get so many weapons? Do they just appear? My guy has allegedly had a "Chuck Norris Martial Arts" class. I haven't seen him use it! He just smacks people with his club.

Sixty - I think you only get experience from the fights you start yourself.

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 09 April 2009 - 01:43 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#134 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:42 PM

Nope, I think you only get xp if you challenge them.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#135 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:43 PM

Well, I started with one weapon, then got the other 2 as I levelled up.

I want a dog to take the hits for me, would be handy, one of my other chars has that.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#136 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:45 PM

Having said that, so many weapons is often a disadvantage.

For example, my guy often uses a sword that hits 10 or so, rather than the mace which can hit 40+.

If he starts out with the mace it's good though, cause you've got back up weapons, however I reckon the best way to go is to only get weapons once high up, since they'd likely be good, which means no use of shitty ones.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#137 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:47 PM

Hmm, it's a pity, I reckon you should get more points for defeating people higher than you.
I think you just get 2 for a win, so surely the easiest way to gain points would just be go for way lower folk than yourself, which is silly.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#138 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:54 PM

Sweet I just took out Bent, Grief, and Mental.... :p
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#139 User is offline   Sixty 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 02:06 PM

What the fuck
I just lost to some asshole with a goddamn bear that hit for 30 at level TWO.
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#140 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 02:06 PM

You are an animal Venge..........

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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