HEY, STRADIVARIUS! A Thoughtful Discussion on International Relations
#1
Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:46 PM
What's it like to finish 4th? The shame must be burning you!!
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#2
#3
Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:53 PM
and no not really bit dissapointed with wales in the nations thought they could have done better but good solid alround performance!
And we still beat england! Oh yeah!
And we still beat england! Oh yeah!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
#4
Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:50 PM
Yay for being away for the whole of the Six Nations. I hate rugby and have to be unpatriotic and support Wales as Monsieur PigDog is a rabid Welshy and I don't give a shit about a bunch of fat posh public school toffs who spent their school years buggering the smaller boys. Living in Bath and Bristol was painful with all the posh Rugger Buggers about *shudder* The only bit I like is when England are so bad that Jeremy Guscott nearly cries on national tv.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#5
Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:19 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 08:50 PM, said:
Yay for being away for the whole of the Six Nations. I hate rugby and have to be unpatriotic and support Wales as Monsieur PigDog is a rabid Welshy and I don't give a shit about a bunch of fat posh public school toffs who spent their school years buggering the smaller boys. Living in Bath and Bristol was painful with all the posh Rugger Buggers about *shudder* The only bit I like is when England are so bad that Jeremy Guscott nearly cries on national tv.
respect most high to the pigdog lady!
never went to public school! neather did any of the people iv'e ever played rugby with! unlike those poncy english shit lifting batty boys who seem to now love loosing to wales!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
#6
Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:06 PM
Ok...now for the worse PUN in Malazanempire history
You got played Stradivarius
....runs for the door.......... :chicky: :chicky: :chicky: :chicky: :chicky:
You got played Stradivarius
....runs for the door.......... :chicky: :chicky: :chicky: :chicky: :chicky:
#7
Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:11 PM
thats it boy run! that way i can see the yellow steak about a mile wide running down ur back!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
#8
Posted 22 March 2009 - 12:06 AM
I think you will find that most of the England team didn't go to a poncy school either... If you want to talk about ponces, you only need look at Gavin Hairson, the prettiest girl in Cardiff... I saw him on the street once, surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls all giggling and stuff, and a couple of cameras on him. He spent most of the time posing...
I like the irony that while you did beat us, and supposedly played consistently better, we still came two places ahead of you. Delicious...
I like the irony that while you did beat us, and supposedly played consistently better, we still came two places ahead of you. Delicious...
This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 22 March 2009 - 12:06 AM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#9
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:04 AM
Tiste Simeon, on Mar 22 2009, 12:06 AM, said:
I think you will find that most of the England team didn't go to a poncy school either... If you want to talk about ponces, you only need look at Gavin Hairson, the prettiest girl in Cardiff... I saw him on the street once, surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls all giggling and stuff, and a couple of cameras on him. He spent most of the time posing...
I like the irony that while you did beat us, and supposedly played consistently better, we still came two places ahead of you. Delicious...
I like the irony that while you did beat us, and supposedly played consistently better, we still came two places ahead of you. Delicious...
What's your problem with Henson, that he was surrounded by girls......or that he had camera's on him.
Jealousy is a terrible thing
As far as England finishing above Wales ?
You can polish a turd until it sparkles..., but it's still a turd. ( ranked 8th in the world !)
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#10
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:11 AM
Tiste Simeon, on Mar 21 2009, 08:06 PM, said:
I like the irony that while you did beat us, and supposedly played consistently better, we still came two places ahead of you. Delicious...
I think you underestimate the hatred of the Welsh for the England rugby team, Tiste! Their preferred Six Nations results options in order of preference:
1. Win the title, beating England
2. Don't win the title, doesn't matter where they finish so long as they beat England
3. Win the title, not beating England
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#11
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:24 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 22 2009, 01:11 AM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on Mar 21 2009, 08:06 PM, said:
I like the irony that while you did beat us, and supposedly played consistently better, we still came two places ahead of you. Delicious...
I think you underestimate the hatred of the Welsh for the England rugby team, Tiste! Their preferred Six Nations results options in order of preference:
1. Win the title, beating England
2. Don't win the title, doesn't matter where they finish so long as they beat England
3. Win the title, not beating England
You are wise indeed Mez, as I have stated previously I dine out for the year if we beat England.
I must stress though that it's just the england rugby team that we hate.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#12
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:32 AM
masan's saddle, on Mar 21 2009, 09:24 PM, said:
You are wise indeed Mez, as I have stated previously I dine out for the year if we beat England.
I must stress though that it's just the england rugby team that we hate.
I must stress though that it's just the england rugby team that we hate.
Well, the other half is Welsh so he has had to tone it down over the years if he ever wishes to feel the loving touch of a woman. He claims to have narrowed the hatred down to the Rugby team and the South of England (both of which I can live with). I'm not sure I believe him, particularly where the football team is concerned. We watched those England v Wales qualification games in seperate cities a few years back, just in case!
Besides there is always the retort of "I own you" to shut him up
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#13
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:41 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 22 2009, 01:32 AM, said:
masan's saddle, on Mar 21 2009, 09:24 PM, said:
You are wise indeed Mez, as I have stated previously I dine out for the year if we beat England.
I must stress though that it's just the england rugby team that we hate.
I must stress though that it's just the england rugby team that we hate.
Well, the other half is Welsh so he has had to tone it down over the years if he ever wishes to feel the loving touch of a woman. He claims to have narrowed the hatred down to the Rugby team and the South of England (both of which I can live with). I'm not sure I believe him, particularly where the football team is concerned. We watched those England v Wales qualification games in seperate cities a few years back, just in case!
Besides there is always the retort of "I own you" to shut him up
Just when I was starting to like you, out comes 1000 years of cultural colonialism/subjagation/murder and land grabbing with that one " we own you" line.
Shame on you.
Do you own a holiday home in my beautifull little country ?
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#14
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:53 AM
Just because I understand you Welsh people, does not mean I sympathise
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#15
Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:57 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 22 2009, 01:53 AM, said:
Just because I understand you Welsh people, does not mean I sympathise
Right !!! That's it I'm sending The Sons of Glyndwr around.
Tell your fella he's about to be single, he sounds like a good lad he'll understand. :broody:
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#16
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:00 AM
masan's saddle, on Mar 21 2009, 09:57 PM, said:
Tell your fella he's about to be single, he sounds like a good lad he'll understand. :broody:
Didn't you say you were originally from Cardiff? He hates you almost as much as the English He's a Jack, through and through!
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 22 March 2009 - 02:01 AM
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#17
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:08 AM
Mezla; Herr SchweinHund needs to go, this supporting Wales nonce-sense is unacceptable.That is the best Welsh side I'v eever seen and they still finished 4th, that's a disgrace and that should be the end of Ryan Jones as Lions Captain.
I AM A TWAT
#18
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:13 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 22 2009, 02:00 AM, said:
HE'S A J**K !
What were you thinking ?
They shag donkey's and run around covered in their own poo !
Do not, I repeat DO NOT breed with him, any sort of J**K hybrid has been banned under international law !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#19
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:17 AM
masan's saddle, on Mar 21 2009, 10:13 PM, said:
HE'S A J**K !
What were you thinking ?
They shag donkey's and run around covered in their own poo !
What were you thinking ?
They shag donkey's and run around covered in their own poo !
Well, no man is perfect! And I have been known to do the "Swim away" goal celebration at the occassional Swansea City match, so I think I am tarnished beyond saving.
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 22 March 2009 - 02:18 AM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#20
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:28 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 22 2009, 02:17 AM, said:
masan's saddle, on Mar 21 2009, 10:13 PM, said:
HE'S A J**K !
What were you thinking ?
They shag donkey's and run around covered in their own poo !
What were you thinking ?
They shag donkey's and run around covered in their own poo !
Well, no man is perfect! And I have been known to do the "Swim away" goal celebration at the occassional Swansea City match, so I think I am tarnished beyond saving.
It gets worse !
You have sullied and demeaned yourself by supporting that sub human mob of goat humpers.
When the Bluebirds Ayatollah their way into the premiership, you shall know the error of your ways !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.