I just swallowed a large piece of plastic I new eating breakfast wasn't good for me...
#1
Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:15 AM
Ever tried having a fishbone or something like that stuck in your throat? This was worse!
I was eating yougurt out of a plastic dispenser I randomly picked off my kitchen table. I was watching television and was in the middle of swallowing a big gulp when I sort of felt something "moving" down my throat. What ever it was it got stuck. In hindsight I think it is the corner of the cereal package I just opened.
I tried clearing my throat and I could feel it prickling the sides, the damn thing has sharp edges! Well a bit panicky because I thought it was stuck I tried sticking a finger down my throat but couldn't reach it. I tried swallowing several times but it didn't move, instead I could feel it just sort of settling in, the little bastard! I was running around coughing, choking and waving my arms for a bit there in frantic panic. I tried inducing vomitting to get it out but the little lumps of yougurt comming up really wasn't helping. An interesting minute all in all.
Finally the solution! I drank the last of the contents of my yougurt carton and the damn thing moved, I swallowed and it disappeared.
I now have some kind of unidientified piece of material in my stomach going on adventures.
Oh, this is going to be great fun when it comes out the other side...!
I was eating yougurt out of a plastic dispenser I randomly picked off my kitchen table. I was watching television and was in the middle of swallowing a big gulp when I sort of felt something "moving" down my throat. What ever it was it got stuck. In hindsight I think it is the corner of the cereal package I just opened.
I tried clearing my throat and I could feel it prickling the sides, the damn thing has sharp edges! Well a bit panicky because I thought it was stuck I tried sticking a finger down my throat but couldn't reach it. I tried swallowing several times but it didn't move, instead I could feel it just sort of settling in, the little bastard! I was running around coughing, choking and waving my arms for a bit there in frantic panic. I tried inducing vomitting to get it out but the little lumps of yougurt comming up really wasn't helping. An interesting minute all in all.
Finally the solution! I drank the last of the contents of my yougurt carton and the damn thing moved, I swallowed and it disappeared.
I now have some kind of unidientified piece of material in my stomach going on adventures.
Oh, this is going to be great fun when it comes out the other side...!
#2
Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:21 AM
Aptorian, on Mar 19 2009, 10:15 AM, said:
An interesting minute all in all.
(!)
I wonder how far it will get? hopefully it's not too pointy...
This post has been edited by Traveller: 19 March 2009 - 10:22 AM
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#3
Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:29 AM
It won't get very far before stomach acids annihilate it !
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I would like to know if Steve have ever tasted anything like the quorl white milk, that knocked the bb's out.
A: Nope, but I gots me a good imagination.
A: Nope, but I gots me a good imagination.
#5
Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:23 PM
don't worry. no one ever dies from peritonitis.
- Abyss, exempting all those people who dies from peritonitis.
- Abyss, exempting all those people who dies from peritonitis.
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#8
Posted 19 March 2009 - 04:09 PM
Did your life flash before your eyes? Do you have any powers now?
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#9
Posted 19 March 2009 - 04:12 PM
He is ... YOGHURT MAAAAAAAAN!!!! and will fight crime using his special powers - smelling slightly off and having a fruity corner.
#10
Posted 19 March 2009 - 06:32 PM
Congratulations on not dying Apt.
But yes, you must now spend the rest of the day trying to move things with your mind.
But yes, you must now spend the rest of the day trying to move things with your mind.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
#11
Posted 19 March 2009 - 06:39 PM
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#12
Posted 19 March 2009 - 07:02 PM
Hinter, on Mar 19 2009, 12:12 PM, said:
He is ... YOGHURT MAAAAAAAAN!!!! and will fight crime using his special powers - smelling slightly off and having a fruity corner.
lol!
I don't think stomach acids work on plastic. Unless Apt's insides are like an Aliens...... Good luck on the toilet Apt! Just don't eat anything spicey or it will be like a sapper's Sharper on the way out.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#13
Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:04 PM
Sparkimus, on Mar 19 2009, 02:32 PM, said:
Congratulations on not dying Apt.
But yes, you must now spend the rest of the day trying to move things with your bowels.
But yes, you must now spend the rest of the day trying to move things with your bowels.
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#14
Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:00 PM
This is not my day!
I was just eating a pomello fruit when the thing squirted juice right in my eye. I now have a burning sensation in my eye and it's become all red and crying.
Stupid food! Why do you mock me so!
What's next? Jamming a fork through my hand? Falling onto a cucumber?!
I shall sleep with one eye open tonight! (well, a red and crying one anyway)
I was just eating a pomello fruit when the thing squirted juice right in my eye. I now have a burning sensation in my eye and it's become all red and crying.
Stupid food! Why do you mock me so!
What's next? Jamming a fork through my hand? Falling onto a cucumber?!
I shall sleep with one eye open tonight! (well, a red and crying one anyway)
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#16
Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:51 PM
In a couple of hours eat a jar of Vaseline so it doesn't cut up your butt on the way out. Lubrication...There's always time for lubrication!
souls are for wimps
#17
Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:58 PM
yeah ur not going to be able to destroy it only shit it out! good luck with that!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
#18
Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:00 PM
whilst the swallows quote was good, mezla's sharper wins
oh, and dont eat plastic apt.
its silly
oh, and dont eat plastic apt.
its silly
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#19
Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:21 PM
Apt's innards watch, day 2: Any stabs of pain?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#20
Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:31 PM
coffing up any blood?
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!