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I just swallowed a large piece of plastic I new eating breakfast wasn't good for me...

#21 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:32 PM

Urine discoloration?
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#22 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:36 PM

I was actually paying attention to my poo earlier but didn't really notice anything.

I'm not about to go sifting through my own poo just to satisfy my own curiosity but I doubt it's passed already.

I'm sure it has already lodged some extremely sensitive place like a grain of sand in an oyster and begun it's future as a cancerous tumor in my innards.

I am Jacks rotting intestines.
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#23 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:11 AM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 20 2009, 04:36 PM, said:

I'm not about to go sifting through my own poo just to satisfy my own curiosity but I doubt it's passed already.


Where's Apt and what did you do to him?
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#24 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:57 AM

Well your X-ray just came back Apt........


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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:04 AM

THAT... is a HUGE dildo.

Look at that thing! It's up under the ribs. That must have displaced her liver or something.

Imagine if it was still vibrating! :X
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#26 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:17 AM

... I'm sorry, but what was that about inappropriate threads? :X

Fair's fair now.

Cheers,

La Sombra, thinks they're going to have to go in via the closest orifice. And it's a shame plastic doesn't show up on x-ray.
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#27 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:20 PM

hey maybe you'll produce one bad ass pearl and be rich!
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