Urine discoloration?
I just swallowed a large piece of plastic I new eating breakfast wasn't good for me...
#21
Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:32 PM
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#22
Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:36 PM
I was actually paying attention to my poo earlier but didn't really notice anything.
I'm not about to go sifting through my own poo just to satisfy my own curiosity but I doubt it's passed already.
I'm sure it has already lodged some extremely sensitive place like a grain of sand in an oyster and begun it's future as a cancerous tumor in my innards.
I am Jacks rotting intestines.
I'm not about to go sifting through my own poo just to satisfy my own curiosity but I doubt it's passed already.
I'm sure it has already lodged some extremely sensitive place like a grain of sand in an oyster and begun it's future as a cancerous tumor in my innards.
I am Jacks rotting intestines.
#23
Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:11 AM
#24
Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:57 AM
Well your X-ray just came back Apt........
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#25
Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:04 AM
THAT... is a HUGE dildo.
Look at that thing! It's up under the ribs. That must have displaced her liver or something.
Imagine if it was still vibrating!
Look at that thing! It's up under the ribs. That must have displaced her liver or something.
Imagine if it was still vibrating!

#26
Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:17 AM
... I'm sorry, but what was that about inappropriate threads? 
Fair's fair now.
Cheers,
La Sombra, thinks they're going to have to go in via the closest orifice. And it's a shame plastic doesn't show up on x-ray.

Fair's fair now.
Cheers,
La Sombra, thinks they're going to have to go in via the closest orifice. And it's a shame plastic doesn't show up on x-ray.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#27
Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:20 PM
hey maybe you'll produce one bad ass pearl and be rich!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!