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I just swallowed a large piece of plastic I new eating breakfast wasn't good for me...

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:15 AM

Ever tried having a fishbone or something like that stuck in your throat? This was worse!

I was eating yougurt out of a plastic dispenser I randomly picked off my kitchen table. I was watching television and was in the middle of swallowing a big gulp when I sort of felt something "moving" down my throat. What ever it was it got stuck. In hindsight I think it is the corner of the cereal package I just opened.

I tried clearing my throat and I could feel it prickling the sides, the damn thing has sharp edges! Well a bit panicky because I thought it was stuck I tried sticking a finger down my throat but couldn't reach it. I tried swallowing several times but it didn't move, instead I could feel it just sort of settling in, the little bastard! I was running around coughing, choking and waving my arms for a bit there in frantic panic. I tried inducing vomitting to get it out but the little lumps of yougurt comming up really wasn't helping. An interesting minute all in all.

Finally the solution! I drank the last of the contents of my yougurt carton and the damn thing moved, I swallowed and it disappeared.

I now have some kind of unidientified piece of material in my stomach going on adventures.

Oh, this is going to be great fun when it comes out the other side...!

#2 Traveller

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:21 AM

Aptorian, on Mar 19 2009, 10:15 AM, said:

An interesting minute all in all.

(!)

I wonder how far it will get? hopefully it's not too pointy...

This post has been edited by Traveller: 19 March 2009 - 10:22 AM

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#3 Sindriss

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:29 AM

It won't get very far before stomach acids annihilate it !

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#4 Hinter

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 11:13 AM

He hopes!

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:23 PM

don't worry. no one ever dies from peritonitis.

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#6 RodeoRanch

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:27 PM

So now we all know. Apt swallows.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:50 PM

RodeoRanch, on Mar 19 2009, 09:27 AM, said:

So now we all know. Apt swallows. Anything.

Fixed.

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#8 Zanth13

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 04:09 PM

Did your life flash before your eyes? Do you have any powers now?

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#9 Hinter

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 04:12 PM

He is ... YOGHURT MAAAAAAAAN!!!! and will fight crime using his special powers - smelling slightly off and having a fruity corner.

#10 Sparkimus

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 06:32 PM

Congratulations on not dying Apt.

But yes, you must now spend the rest of the day trying to move things with your mind.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#11 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 06:39 PM

Abyss, on Mar 19 2009, 09:50 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Mar 19 2009, 09:27 AM, said:

So now we all know. Apt swallows.

Fixed.

- Abyss, ...edit fu strike!

To rectify destruction of glorious quote... fu.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 07:02 PM

Hinter, on Mar 19 2009, 12:12 PM, said:

He is ... YOGHURT MAAAAAAAAN!!!! and will fight crime using his special powers - smelling slightly off and having a fruity corner.

lol!

I don't think stomach acids work on plastic. Unless Apt's insides are like an Aliens...... Good luck on the toilet Apt! Just don't eat anything spicey or it will be like a sapper's Sharper on the way out.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:04 PM

Sparkimus, on Mar 19 2009, 02:32 PM, said:

Congratulations on not dying Apt.
But yes, you must now spend the rest of the day trying to move things with your bowels.

Edit for accuracy.

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#14 Aptorian

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:00 PM

This is not my day!

I was just eating a pomello fruit when the thing squirted juice right in my eye. I now have a burning sensation in my eye and it's become all red and crying.

Stupid food! Why do you mock me so!

What's next? Jamming a fork through my hand? Falling onto a cucumber?!

I shall sleep with one eye open tonight! (well, a red and crying one anyway)