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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#341 Darkwatch

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:42 AM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 10 2009, 09:34 PM, said:

At a strip club no ones going to be looking at them anyway!

edit: perhaps you could get the stripper to wear it!

Hahaha. That would be something wouldn't it?
A shirt worn by a Sheep and a Stripper as well as 4 men and a mannequin.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:46 AM

Ugh...I don't want the vest back if it's been worn by a stripper! If you really have to do the strip club thing just take a picture of you boys wearing the vest next to one!

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#343 Darkwatch

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:48 AM

teholbeddict, on Mar 10 2009, 09:46 PM, said:

Ugh...I don't want the vest back if it's been worn by a stripper! If you really have to do the strip club thing just take a picture of you boys wearing the vest next to one!

They'll have it dry cleaned before sending it back. At least I assume.

The other thing I find funny is that your reaction was the same as mine, a sheep having worn the thing isn't a problem, but a Stripper! Now that is a problem.
Wonder what that says?

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:53 AM

Oh god you're right! I didnt' even look at it like that! I was all for the lamb right away but when I read about the stripper I was like Hell no! I'm not sure what it says about me, other than I have some preconceived notions and a serious aversion to strippers?

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:55 AM

Strippers are very nice people. They just tend to be on drugs a lot while grinding their pelvises into the lap of a paying customers. Also, all of them are making money for college...

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:59 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Mar 10 2009, 08:55 PM, said:

Strippers are very nice people. They just tend to be on drugs a lot while grinding their pelvises into the lap of a paying customers. Also, all of them are making money for college...

...while grinding their pelvises into the lap of a paying customer! Seriously keep your clothes on and get a job at Starbucks or McDonalds. I'm sure they're lovely girls, but there has to be other ways out there to make a living! In any case just don't let the stripper wear the vest! You can take a picture of her grinding on you or whatever it is they do :sofa:

, while you're wearing it. That will suffice! You never explained what stripper powder was btw...

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:59 AM

teholbeddict, on Mar 10 2009, 09:53 PM, said:

Probably that you just think they're personal hygiene isn't up to par.
I thought the same thing, though I was going to ask Strad to clean the vest after the sheep, since wool is insanely greasy and lots of filfth accumulates in it.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 03:41 AM

@tehol

If strippers made the same money as a drone who works at McD's and Starbucks then I think there would be less strippers....

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 04:37 AM

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 02:59 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 10 2009, 09:53 PM, said:

Personally I find strippers mezmerising.

I believe Stripper Powder is a feromone that they release forcing the male psyche into believing that it is indeed a good idea to withdraw all your money from you bankaccount and throw it at a woman wearig dental floss.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 06:44 AM

If I was beautiful enough, I'd skip the stripping and go straight to whoring. That has to be the best job in the world, right?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 06:50 AM

Brynjar, on Mar 11 2009, 02:44 AM, said:

If I was beautiful enough, I'd skip the stripping and go straight to whoring. That has to be the best job in the world, right?

In every state but Nevada it's illegal, in the U.S.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 07:40 AM

Illegal in Norway as well. Far as I know, we can't even buy sex when in a state where it is legal, even. But I've got a plan for how my prostitution would work: I'd simply accept gifts from whomever I'd be doing it with. Those that didn't give me any money would never see me again, while those that did would have acquired themselves a loverboy. That way, no one of my 'clients' would ever actually buy sex; there would be no transaction of value where I only give a ware if that ware is recompensed in a monetary sum equal to that value I give the service performed. They would simply give me gifts, and I would fuck them silly.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:31 AM

I want to see pictures of the pig and the whores wearing the west!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:17 AM

I've obviously wandered in here at the wrong time again... :sofa:

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:38 AM

Brynjar, on Mar 11 2009, 08:40 AM, said:

Heh. I had made a plan with a mate of mine to go into the gigolo business. Needless to say, we were drunk.

Over beer, we concluded that we wouldn't service women more than twice our age, women with glaring physical handicaps, women who wanted their man to join in, women who were severely overweight, women who were into S&M as mistress and women who wanted to do some active penetration for once... and then we had the issue of getting aroused each time. That basically left us only rich supermodels with a fetish for skinny guys. We figured that niche would probably be filled already.

A bit more back on topic: one of my dates used to poledance (not in strip clubs) for fun. Her thighs were quite often black and blue. Now, imagine having to rub your ass over jeans multiple times a night as well. Can't be fun.

Entirely back on topic: I'd would say a pink sweater next to a stripper would ehm, pink x2, depending on her state of dress, of course :sofa:

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:11 PM

Grimhilde, on Mar 11 2009, 04:31 AM, said:

I want to see pictures of the pig and the whores wearing the west!

When did we get a pig in on the deal? Did I miss that part?

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 02:40 PM

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 02:11 PM, said:

Grimhilde, on Mar 11 2009, 04:31 AM, said:

I want to see pictures of the pig and the whores wearing the west!

When did we get a pig in on the deal? Did I miss that part?

There ought to be a pig. Pigs are bacon. Bacon in a pink west? Priceless...

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 02:47 PM

You know, I've always wanted a pot belly pig as a pet, not that it's relevant in any way, just saying....Anyways I don't think anyone on here has a pig, maybe we'll just have to settle for a picture of someone wearing the vest while eating bacon.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 02:48 PM

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 03:47 PM, said:

I love pot belly pigs! They are adorable...wait, I mean delicious... :sofa:

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 02:55 PM

Grimhilde, on Mar 11 2009, 09:48 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 03:47 PM, said:

I love pot belly pigs! They are adorable...wait, I mean delicious... :sofa:

They're supposed to make excellent pets, apparently they're fairly clean and quite intelligent. I agree they are adorable! I would feel guilty though having one roaming around the house as I eat alot of bacon...