[Stradivarius]

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 01:59 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 10 2009, 09:53 PM, said:

Oh god you're right! I didnt' even look at it like that! I was all for the lamb right away but when I read about the stripper I was like Hell no! I'm not sure what it says about me, other than I have some preconceived notions and a serious aversion to strippers?

Probably that you just think they're personal hygiene isn't up to par.
I thought the same thing, though I was going to ask Strad to clean the vest after the sheep, since wool is insanely greasy and lots of filfth accumulates in it.

wool on wool action! oh yeah!

[Slow Ben]

My grandpa and my neighbor both have pigs, but it might be a little bit of a fuss to get them to wear the sweater.

[teholbeddict]

Not to worry SB, Strad's lamb should suffice!

[Darkwatch]

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 10:55 AM, said:

They're supposed to make excellent pets, apparently they're fairly clean and quite intelligent. I agree they are adorable! I would feel guilty though having one roaming around the house as I eat alot of bacon...

What would be worse would be feeding them bacon.

[teholbeddict]

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 10:10 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 10:55 AM, said:

They're supposed to make excellent pets, apparently they're fairly clean and quite intelligent. I agree they are adorable! I would feel guilty though having one roaming around the house as I eat alot of bacon...

What would be worse would be feeding them bacon.

I would never do such a thing! That would be horribe! A pot belly pig is my dream pet, if I had one I would probably stop eating bacon in the house.

[Darkwatch]

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 11:24 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 10:10 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 10:55 AM, said:

They're supposed to make excellent pets, apparently they're fairly clean and quite intelligent. I agree they are adorable! I would feel guilty though having one roaming around the house as I eat alot of bacon...

What would be worse would be feeding them bacon.

I would never do such a thing! That would be horribe! A pot belly pig is my dream pet, if I had one I would probably stop eating bacon in the house.

Why stop eating bacon?
Just because you have a living relative of the juicy pieces of meat on your plate in the house shouldn't stop you.
That's like Lisa in the Simpsons stopping because she thinks animals are cute.

Though the forced cannabalism would be a bit too absurd...

[teholbeddict]

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 10:29 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 11:24 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 10:10 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 10:55 AM, said:

They're supposed to make excellent pets, apparently they're fairly clean and quite intelligent. I agree they are adorable! I would feel guilty though having one roaming around the house as I eat alot of bacon...

What would be worse would be feeding them bacon.

I would never do such a thing! That would be horribe! A pot belly pig is my dream pet, if I had one I would probably stop eating bacon in the house.

Why stop eating bacon?
Just because you have a living relative of the juicy pieces of meat on your plate in the house shouldn't stop you.
That's like Lisa in the Simpsons stopping because she thinks animals are cute.

Though the forced cannabalism would be a bit too absurd...

Well I never said I was going to give up bacon entirely, that's just crazy talk! I just said I wouldn't eat it in the house. I think of it along the lines of people who smoke but are kind enough not to do it in the house. I wouldn't want to expose it to second hand bacon fumes!

[Darkwatch]

@Tehol:
Couldn't you just leave it outside to rummage for truffles in the yard while you eat?

I currently have the image of a pig eating bacon.
I'm grinning, I shouldn't be, but man is the idea ever silly.

[Abyss]

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 11:32 AM, said:

...I wouldn't want to expose it to second hand bacon fumes!

All fake rep is yours for that line.

- Abyss, knows the Surgeon General is looking into this..

[teholbeddict]

Darkwatch, on Mar 11 2009, 10:35 AM, said:

@Tehol:
Couldn't you just leave it outside to rummage for truffles in the yard while you eat?

I currently have the image of a pig eating bacon.
I'm grinning, I shouldn't be, but man is the idea ever silly.

No I could not! The smell of bacon would still permeate the house. Can you imagine the psychological effects that would have on the poor pig! It would need to be on anti-depressants or anxiety medication! You're a cold cold man DW!

Abyss, on Mar 11 2009, 10:36 AM, said:

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 11:32 AM, said:

...I wouldn't want to expose it to second hand bacon fumes!

All fake rep is yours for that line.

- Abyss, knows the Surgeon General is looking into this..

Thank you lord Abyss, I learned all from you of course

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 11 March 2009 - 03:51 PM

[RodeoRanch]

I like the new thread title.

[Illuyankas]

A potbellied pig would be a cool idea for a pet. If it ever acts up, you can just threaten it with the frying pan and a loaf of bread.

[teholbeddict]

What is wrong with you people?! There would be no threatening of the poor piggy with frying pans or loaves of bread! I would lavish it with love and provideit with a safe environment! If I ever get one I'll be sure not to invite any of you over for a visit, the minute I turned my back you'd be trying to get yourself a ham sandwich courtesy of my poor pig!

@Rodeo I like the new title as well, clearly the whole pink shirt thing has evolved. I wonder who changed it?

[Mezla PigDog]

Is the vest going to be washed between outings? I wouldn't want one that has been on a sheep, a pig AND Frook!!

If it can get to me before the end of the month, I can take it back across the pond and it can have an outing with the Manky lot

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 11 March 2009 - 04:55 PM

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

I would wear it. Seeing as the XXL shirt I'm wearing right now is a tad snug, that medium vest would look dead sexy on me.

[teholbeddict]

Well if you're willing to wear it I'm sure we can make sure it gets to you RLY! So can we count you in then?

[Aptorian]

I have a friend who's huge, he likes to wear pink. I could get a picture of him wearing that and nothing else...

[teholbeddict]

You wat? What kind of "friend" is this exactly Apt? He must be quite the pal if he's willing to hand over a pic of himself in a pink shirt and nothing else....

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

teholbeddict, on Mar 11 2009, 09:53 AM, said:

Well if you're willing to wear it I'm sure we can make sure it gets to you RLY! So can we count you in then?

If the next person in line is close enough that shipping won't kill me, then sure.

[Aptorian]

At the faculty we have a tradition, we get absolutly sauced and then we strip down to the song "afrika" which is a danish song along the lines of liveaid's "we are the world". The meaning being we're giving our clothes to africa. The result, lots of almost naked drunk people dancing in a cirkle. My cousins witnessed this at a birthday party once, they were appalled and mezmerised.

It has happened on occasion that certain people didn't stop at their underwear.

Generally my friend loves to run around semi-naked wearing too tight/see through/pink things. It is always an entertaining night if you can get enough White Russians in him.