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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#201 User is offline   Lisheo 

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:52 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 6 2009, 03:51 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on Mar 5 2009, 09:48 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 5 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

LOL! I know frookie, the truth hurts sometimes! No, really I'm only giving you a hard time because I love you! What would a day in the life of frookie be like without the jokes from tehol? No pink shirts, no sangria, in fact there would be no Frookie Baby! You'd just be plain old Frookenhauer. See so you have to like me, you really have no choice! :)



That's insanely cruel right there.



Ok I'm sorry that wasn't meant to be cruel! It honestly wasn't I was just joking. I didn't think it would come across that way! I feel badly now :p Please forgive me!

What's that, do I hear the sound of a Frookenhauer being wound around a woman's baby finger? :p
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:26 PM

View PostLisheo, on Mar 6 2009, 09:52 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 6 2009, 03:51 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on Mar 5 2009, 09:48 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 5 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

LOL! I know frookie, the truth hurts sometimes! No, really I'm only giving you a hard time because I love you! What would a day in the life of frookie be like without the jokes from tehol? No pink shirts, no sangria, in fact there would be no Frookie Baby! You'd just be plain old Frookenhauer. See so you have to like me, you really have no choice! :p



That's insanely cruel right there.



Ok I'm sorry that wasn't meant to be cruel! It honestly wasn't I was just joking. I didn't think it would come across that way! I feel badly now :p Please forgive me!

What's that, do I hear the sound of a Frookenhauer being wound around a woman's baby finger? :)



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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:29 PM

Frooky doesn't have balls

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:35 PM

They were removed and used to make pink sweatervests.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:49 PM

Ha! And you guys say I'm cruel! I'm gentle as a lamb and sweet as honey in comparison to your comments! Frookie has balls, he's just being a good guy in agreeing to honour the terms of the bet. In fact, I would say it takes some balls to go out in a pink shirt and argyle vest when you don't like the colour in the first place and swore you'd never be caught dead wearing it.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:51 PM

or a complete lack of them, as only girls wear pink :)
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:52 PM

We are crude, rude, and macros wants to father a brood.

We are guys, giving each other shit is what we do.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:53 PM

whilst I would enjoy the activities leading to said brood, (of children, not the blame worthy young man) I have no desire to see any brats running around with my name noted for ownership
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

Fine continue on in your baffling male ways. I just wanted to point out that I'm not cruel, as was implied above by DW! As for frookie baby being wrapped around my little finger, I can't help it if he's fallen prey to my womanly charms! :Patch: (he really is going to kill me)
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Posted 07 March 2009 - 12:48 AM

Don't worry Tehol. Its all true. If you said how high, I'd jump. How long did it take you guys to figure out I'm wrapped around a Tehol pinky? I swear some people are just slow :) . Anyway...

Got some bad (but really some good) news. The great pink shirtscapade is delayed for 24hrs. Some of my caring sharing and downright sneaky mates decided to set me up in a blind double date...Didn't go too bad and the girl was nice enough, but no real second date was set, but have number and am wiling to do some dog work, cos my peeps did do a decent thing and it'd be churlish not too.

Stay tuned. Tomorrow I will be in pink
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Posted 07 March 2009 - 01:10 AM

Hmm...I guess you're not as tightly wrapped around my little finger as I thought it you're ditching fufilling our bet to go on blind dates! :) I'm only joking frookie! As long as I get the pics at some point I'll be happy! You better deliver though or you'll suffer the wrath of a very angry tehol! :p
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Posted 07 March 2009 - 01:30 AM

Whatever you say Tehol! *jumps*
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:00 AM

Here's me tonight in a pink shirt holding a bacardi breezer (not watermelon, but I found low calorie Rasberry which has got to be gayer that watermelon!)...Damn Forgot to pop my collar. Next time...Also I couldn't quite bring myself to do guido haircut so opted for spikefest instead. Its still crap.

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:05 AM

How long before I google "homosexual" and this pic shows up?

You're a pink nightmare.

Props for the person who gets above reference.

Also, "guido" haircut IS spikefest.
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:13 AM

I tell ya what, I certainly felt a bit gay, I walked in there and Karaoke was on and I had a good glance around the bar and it seemed as if everyone in the bar was eying me up, felt weird I tell ya. None of the usual crowd was there. Too busy recovering from friday I'd imagine.

Anyway I felt about as camp as this fella I'm pointing at:

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P.S. I not get reference.

Props for getting mine however :)
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:25 AM

Carry on my darling!!!!! (insert camp voice)
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:27 AM

Ooooh MATRON!
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:40 AM

Well done Frook.

I don't think I could be caught dead in that though, I certainly understand why pink is disliked among some men.

edit: though I do wonder why I see no one in the bar, perhaps they all ran away...

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:59 AM

For some reason I thought Frookenhauer wears glasses.
Don't we all (people who read fantasy books) wear glasses?

You forgot to pop the collar by the way.
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 02:13 AM

View PostUrb, on Mar 7 2009, 08:59 PM, said:

For some reason I thought Frookenhauer wears glasses.
Don't we all (people who read fantasy books) wear glasses?
You forgot to pop the collar by the way.


no, we do not
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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