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The heavy sarcasm was supposed to come through in my post and apparently it did not.
I did not drive 45 minutes to have it dry cleaned.
I did spray it with Febreeze.
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:03 PM
That's my boy! Little do the british custome realise what kind of biological weapon is heading their way 
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:07 PM
The Grey Tank Top arrived under armed guard this afternoon. Fresh from Fairfield Illinois to Fairfield sorting office Lancashire.
Thanks for that SB, it does smell decidedly odd so I'll give it a wash. What scent Febreeze did you use, bleach?
Thanks for that SB, it does smell decidedly odd so I'll give it a wash. What scent Febreeze did you use, bleach?
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:51 PM
I have no idea, whatever my grandma brought over and left. I think its one of the unscented ones thats just supposed to get rid of odors. Which apparently doesnt work.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 12:35 AM
The chest minge is not on display but here is grey tank-top in all it's glory, plus a shot of Rodeo and Mezla who were on the other side of the table at the time
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 12:38 AM
Well that's just earned you some rep Cougar dear. May I just say that you're also the first one of all the people who've had the vest so far to make it look properly stylish! Well done! I'm impressed! 
Oh and hello from Canadaland Rodeo! You picked a good time to leave, you're missing all the shit weather in Alberta at the moment!
Oh and hello from Canadaland Rodeo! You picked a good time to leave, you're missing all the shit weather in Alberta at the moment!
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 12:40 AM
Cougar, on 12 December 2009 - 12:35 AM, said:
The chest minge is not on display but here is grey tank-top in all it's glory, plus a shot of Rodeo and Mezla who were on the other side of the table at the time
I can sense some forced smiles in the second pic...
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 04:17 AM
God damn, not only does Rodeo look almost respectable, but Mez doesn't look trashed. Yet.
Damn ninja camouflage. Poor Manky didn't know what terrors lurked in their midst.
That's a sweet beard Cougar. Maybe you should go the whole yeard one day. I dares ya.
Damn ninja camouflage. Poor Manky didn't know what terrors lurked in their midst.
That's a sweet beard Cougar. Maybe you should go the whole yeard one day. I dares ya.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 09:45 AM
Ain, on 12 December 2009 - 12:40 AM, said:
I can sense some forced smiles in the second pic... 
Ha ha, you sense right. That was the second time I'd taken it and Mezla is stone cold sober on it.
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 06:09 PM
In my defence, I had just got off from a very bad day at work and the medicinal units had yet to kick in!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 12:12 AM
Medicinal eh?
"zooms in with truth-o-scope"
"zooms in with truth-o-scope"
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 06:02 PM
teholbeddict, on 12 December 2009 - 12:38 AM, said:
May I just say that you're also the first one of all the people who've had the vest so far to make it look properly stylish! Well done! I'm impressed!
HEY!!!! Whats more stylish than dual wielding an assault rifle and shotgun?
Anyway...Nice work Mr. Cougar.
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 08:46 PM
Damn Cougar, that is really an epic beard. It's what my beard wants to be when it grows up. (I don't have the heart to tell it that it already has grown up.)
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:30 AM
Beard has mostly gone now and the grey tank top is MIA, it might be in the boot of my car but I'm not getting out of bed to check right now
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 05:47 PM
What the hell ever happened to the vest?
Did it die a slow and suffocating death in Cougars trunk?
Salvation Army?
Cougars #1 Saturday night shirt?
Did it die a slow and suffocating death in Cougars trunk?
Salvation Army?
Cougars #1 Saturday night shirt?
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 08:12 PM
Battle Plaptypus, on 27 May 2011 - 06:01 PM, said:
The chest minge probably ate through it.
That would explain why the chest minge now has grey hair in it....its leftovers.....
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 10:19 PM
Yup, where is our pink vest?
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:50 AM
Well good. I'm glad I didn't have to actually post to resurrect this thread (I'm sure I'd get in trouble).
Though before anyone takes the credit it was DW who mentioned it...
I think he actually wanted it back. He probably regrets not wearing it himself...
Though before anyone takes the credit it was DW who mentioned it...
I think he actually wanted it back. He probably regrets not wearing it himself...
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