I'm trying to provoke a frontier war with Guilder

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I'm trying to provoke a frontier war with Guilder anyone interested in helping out?

#141 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:01 PM

Oh yay.

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#142 Stalker

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:42 PM

ok I'm back and about to fuss...

#143 Stalker

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:43 PM

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition

#144 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:24 PM

what?

what?

hired to cart a horse?

what does that even mean?

kids these days.

Anyone fancy a game of poker?

meh. Link was dead :(

#145 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:30 PM

Who's guilder?

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#146 Stalker

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:34 PM

Listen it isn't important that Guilder is a country. For now guard the girl and make sure she doesn't escape. We must kill her on the Guilder frontier and start a war.

#147 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:00 AM

Start a war with whom?

"wink wink"

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#148 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:03 AM

Vizzini... you have an admirer!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#149 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:32 PM

I am growing less and less sanguine about the quality of our mercenary hirelings every time I refresh this thread. It is quite perplexing.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#150 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:34 PM

Is that an insult? I challenge you to a duel!

#151 Stalker

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:36 PM

the business of starting a war is a long one.

Patience or I will drop one of your six fingered gloves upon the body.

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#152 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:37 PM

I'll kill you too Vizzini. You are bordering on zombie right now.

#153 Stalker

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:40 PM

You're lucky I found you and hired you.

How would you enjoy going back to being so drunk that you couldn't even buy brandy??

I don't think you would like it.