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I'm trying to provoke a frontier war with Guilder anyone interested in helping out?

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:19 AM

well I didn't hire you or Fezzik for your brains you understand.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:20 AM

Yet you know I have studied...
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:29 AM

Actually I don't know, since I missed the duel. Prior commitments you know.

But remember what you were like when I found you.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:31 AM

*Ahem, "you've bested my Spaniard which means you have studied" I think I saw you say before faking your death?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:39 AM

I was referring to the studying of fencing, nothing intellectual mind you.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:39 AM

You're a right egomaniac Vizzini.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:45 AM

I'm Sicilian, aren't they the same?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:45 AM

yes, the answer is yes.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:47 AM

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:49 AM

well played man in black.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:52 AM

We''ll never survive...
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:33 PM

I am now convinced that there is a conspiracy afoot, relating to the popularity of the novel written about our exploits and in some cases faked deaths. I have labelled this as the The Princess Bride conspiracy.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:35 PM

What is a conspiracy?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:56 PM

Now this is spam that I can appreciate :p The Princess Bride = epic win :p

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:59 PM

View PostCount Rugen, on Mar 5 2009, 01:33 PM, said:

I am now convinced that there is a conspiracy afoot, relating to the popularity of the novel written about our exploits and in some cases faked deaths. I have labelled this as the The Princess Bride conspiracy.


Well you are correct, but there is a very good reason.

I am working with the government to do stuff, so it was necessary to spread the rumor of my (fake) death in the book so no one would suspect myself to be doing things.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:00 PM

Also it seems the Elder ones appreciate us now...

they're falling for my plan.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:02 PM

View PostVizzini, on Mar 5 2009, 01:00 PM, said:

Also it seems the Elder ones appreciate us now...

they're falling for my plan.



I need this war and a dead bride. Can't you hurry it up a little?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:06 PM

I'm trying. I'm sailing to Guilder as we type, found some wi-fi on the sea.

Who says there was internet in this time period?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:54 PM

Am I in this scene?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:55 PM

Yes, Vizzini is about to make a fuss.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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