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I'm trying to provoke a frontier war with Guilder anyone interested in helping out?

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:16 AM

sorry Spaniard, I was going to say HD originally but you have changed so I couldn't chose the name in front of me, therefore I had to choose the name on you.

baby steps.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:16 AM

your just stalling now

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:22 AM

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me


in retrospect copy/paste would have been better lol
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:24 AM

You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:24 AM

IT HAS WORKED!! YOU HAVE GIVEN AWAY EVERYTHING! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:25 AM

Then make your choice.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:27 AM

I will and I choose... what in the world can that be??
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:28 AM

What? Where? I don't see anything.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:28 AM

(switches goblets)

Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:29 AM

You guessed wrong.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:29 AM

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:29 AM

Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:30 AM

*sits up*

Fool, I didn't actually drink I spat it out while you weren't looking.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:31 AM

:p :p :p

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:32 AM

Vizzini... he's a cheater!

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:33 AM

damn Sicilians

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:33 AM

I needed some way to be alive still. Otherwise it would be weird.

Remember that second lesson, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line (read: It's because we cheat, and are too smart).
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:35 AM

whats so weird about dieing....i spend half the movie mostly dead

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:37 AM

yes but I spend most of the movie entirely dead, there is a difference.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:37 AM

Better than entirely dead, but still not fun.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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