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Whose line is it anyway? scenes from a hat

#1 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 09:03 PM

I can't seem to locate the old one, it must have perished in the move (oh noes!)

How it works, I'll post a scene, and people throw out funny lines that fit in a perverse sense, funniest one wins, and posts a new scene

an example of the awesome original on the tube

first scene:

Things not to say to a police officer
2012
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:29 PM

Apart from the idiotically obvious I smell pork/bacon...
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:40 PM

Hey bro, wanna buy some meth?
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:46 PM

...You gotta try some of this shit!
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:47 PM

I know, I know, I was speeding!! Gimme the fuckin ticket already, I'm late for a very important date with your wife!
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 12:03 AM

In a sexy drunken slur....."Whatcha guna do with that night stick big boy?"

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 12:26 AM

Look, just put the stocking over your head and keep the gun on them while I raid the tills.
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 01:45 AM

Do you do parties?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:02 AM

She could have passed for 18 easy mate, but I knew that she weren't, had the hugest pair...
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:03 AM

Ishh there a problemmm Oshaferr???
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:09 AM

Your not gonna look in the trunk, are you?
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:10 AM

What's a license and registration?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 06:09 AM

Wanna Beer?
Yes, that is a different book you see me with every hour

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:10 AM

*with apologies for the language*

"I haven't had a c**t all night, Drinkstable ..."

Cheers,

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No, wait ...

This post has been edited by Sombra: 28 February 2009 - 10:11 AM

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 01:17 PM

La Sombra wins it for the word reversal, I love them :whistle:

but notable mention to the "do you do parties?"

Sombra, scene us please
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 04:06 PM

Yeah sombra, hurry up already :whistle:
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:08 PM

Okay...La Sombrero is off doing whatever, so I'm going to roll with this beauty.

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:10 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 05:08 PM, said:

What not to say to your best friends Mom. Go!


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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:20 PM

Dude your son scored the best weed the other day, do you know his dealers number?
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:22 PM

Wow! Your goin right in the spank bank.
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