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#21 frookenhauer

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:02 PM

Yo B1tch! Get your crack-whore ass moving and get your good for nothing son out here so we can go score some charlie. How much you want?

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#22 Darkwatch

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:16 PM

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:02 PM, said:

Yo B1tch! Get your crack-whore ass moving and get your good for nothing son out here so we can go score some charlie. How much you want?

Are you allowed to compete on your own subject?

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#23 frookenhauer

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:18 PM

I wasn't competing...it just occurred to me :whistle:

and I couldn't hold it in, I might have exploded.

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:21 PM

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:18 PM, said:

I wasn't competing...it just occurred to me :whistle:

and I couldn't hold it in, I might have exploded.

So you verbally farted on the forum?

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:21 PM

Holding it ins bad for you. Thats for Frook, not the competition, but i guess it works for that too. I'm gonna go now.

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#26 frookenhauer

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:25 PM

Yes yes, very funny DW...concentrate on the task at hand. On another note...Better out than in :whistle:

Like Slow said.

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:33 PM

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:25 PM, said:

Yes yes, very funny DW...concentrate on the task at hand. On another note...Better out than in :whistle:

Like Slow said.

I have nothing against farting.

And I already posted my answer to the subject.

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#28 Grief

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:39 PM

"I just accidentally...your son."

"I bet I could eat 100 of your sons"

"Your son? He's a boy?"

"I have made your son into an emo"

Not really competeing, cause I cba providing if I win :whistle:

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#29 frookenhauer

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:50 PM

Its all give, give, give with you aint it grief? :whistle:

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 02:25 AM

so what time did he come back from that crackwhore's house last night?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#31 Tsundoku

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:07 AM

Your husband sends his regards. (optional ending) Allahu ackbar!!!

Cheers,

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PS - sorry about earlier, but I was either asleep or at work, what with being on the other side of the world compared to most of you.

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 02:45 PM

Officer ask "have we been drinking sir?"

i dont remember buying you one!!!

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Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#33 Stradivarius

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 02:46 PM

Unhand me you oaf my cousin's a QC!!!!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#34 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

Strad...we are now on...What not to say to your best friends mom...Sombrero won, but failed to leave a wotsit.

My crackwhore one was true win, but I can't be the winner obviously so sombrero...Hit me with a line please :whistle:

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#35 Stradivarius

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:34 PM

Not appropriate.

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Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#36 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:18 PM

multiple answers don't get the win, but do get the laugh.

Sombrero...What's the new line?!?

Or strdivarius can have the choice in 1 hour...starting NOW!

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#37 Stradivarius

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 07:17 PM

Hmmm how about the worst things to say when running for u.s president/prime minister?

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 07:22 PM

I really hope all the guys I've bribed keep their promise

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