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Do I swear too much? Will have swearwords, so be advised

Poll: Do I swear too much? (54 member(s) have cast votes)

So, do I?

Funk yes (11 votes [20.75%])
Percentage of vote: 20.75%
Funk no (5 votes [9.43%])
Percentage of vote: 9.43%
I have no funking idea (3 votes [5.66%])
Percentage of vote: 5.66%
I think you use profanity slightly too much but tend to keep it to reasonable limits (6 votes [11.32%])
Percentage of vote: 11.32%
You should swear more, you pussy (14 votes [26.42%])
Percentage of vote: 26.42%
You should replace all your swearwords with graphic descriptions of genitalia instead (6 votes [11.32%])
Percentage of vote: 11.32%
I funking well am Dolorous Funking Menhir and I funking think this funking thread is funking stupid, muddyfootster (8 votes [15.09%])
Percentage of vote: 15.09%

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#121 Bent

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:46 AM

RodeoRanch, on Feb 24 2009, 08:52 PM, said:

I frequent another forum

LIES!!!!!

Morgoth, on Feb 25 2009, 09:38 PM, said:

And it's nothing wrong with borrowing my gf's underwear from time to time. all guys do it.

LIES!!!!

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#122 RodeoRanch

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 03:00 AM

You got me. I wear Morgoth's girlfriend's underwear from time to time.

Happy now? The secret is out. Oooh lalala, feel like a big man now, huh. Damn your eyes to hell!

#123 Leoman

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 04:59 AM

All the sudden hate from Morgoth... is it just that time of the month baby?

#124 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 05:06 AM

Duuuuuuude, if Morgoth was a girl you'd get slapped. It's still funny though!

"We can't? Why?"
"It's that time of the month."
"Oh, that's too bad."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S TOO BAD, IS SEX THE ONLY THING YOU WANT ME FOR?"
"Errr, no. Of course not. I was simply saying..."
"WHAT? THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU? BECAUSE I'M DUMB?"
"No, no, definitely not that. You're super smart and..."
"SO ALL I AM IS HOMEWORK HELP?"
"What? What is going on here?"
"MAYBE IF YOU PAID ATTENTION WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING!"
"Oh god. I'm sorry."
"FOR WHAT?"
"Everything."
"THAT'S RIGHT! YOU SHOULD BE!"

*I'd apologize to women... but, well, you all are as rational as the Vader ocean water to Brita container pic.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 26 February 2009 - 05:08 AM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....