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#1 User is offline   Dancer+ 

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:45 PM

Does anyone remember the name (and link) to that chat bot we were trying to indoctrinate into liking Steven Erikson?

That was a lot of fun.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:46 PM

Google-fu! Bucket!
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:54 PM

Thank you. I remember Apt having a lot of fun with this but we all were.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 11:03 PM

No problem. Yeah, I remember getting a kick out of it for a while. That racist little sexed-up chat bot....

I tried it a bit, and it seems never to have gotten over its exposure to 4chan.

This post has been edited by Slumgullion Spitteler: 21 February 2009 - 11:04 PM

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:49 AM

lol this is funny.

Though it was weird when the bot called me by my first name and it wasn't the name I gave it.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 01:11 AM

That disclaimer that pops up saying Bucket is a product of its environment is new, isn't it?
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 01:30 AM

I think someone broke its mind at some point. It seems much less coherent than I remember it from when last it was brought up here
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 01:50 AM

It still says SE is great on occasion though. :p
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 09:53 AM

It just called me a pig fucker...

I ought to blow that thing's tiny ass into bytes!
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:16 PM

Apparently:

Steven erilkson is the lead guitarist of muse are fantastic band.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:20 PM

I'm just getting gibberish...

Was it really moderately intelligible back in the day?
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:22 PM

Not really.

Back when we found it, 4chan had already begun the corruption.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:25 PM

cheers Apt. Nice idea...is the code for it available? so we can have a malazan one? That would be cool.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 11:19 PM

"Salah edin is een nederlands merk van zijspancrosscombinaties uit de auto kon hij zich al niet bedwingen en ging duwde me op de itafdeling die ik die middag verder is gebeurd vertel ik misschien meer."

What?
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 11:21 PM

I'll translate, RLY's mom is older than Saladin, and was the cause of the 2nd Crusade.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 12:52 AM

WELCOME TO THE FALSE EMPEROR.

:Slum: Bucket, I'm your father.

:Bucket: You're my father.

:Slum: Yes. I had sex with your mother.

:Bucket: You mother is a sex god.

:Slum: As is yours. Hot moms for the win.

:Bucket: Win win win.

:Slum: Say, do you have sister?

:Bucket: I'll rape you i me is bucket anyway? Was you mom and sister and killed me.

:Slum: Not nice, Bucket.

:Bucket: But i am the bucket.

:Slum: Yep. You're Bucket.

:Bucket: Yep, i'm a magnet for dumbasses and homeless will solve a majority of the bucket, i'm not a rock god as well.

:Slum: Mighty insightful, Bucket. And no, you're not a rock god. You are a chat bot.

:Bucket: Yes you are bot bucket.

:Slum: Talking to yourself makes you look crazy.

:Bucket: Lelouch vi britannia commands you to live and that makes me want to stop talking crazy.

:Slum: Good. It's time Bucket experienced some sanity.

:Bucket: You do it in plain english, everything in the bucket suck? You bucket the best band of all of their sanity.

:Slum: Yes. I do do it in plain English. Not everything in the Bucket sucks. Just most stuff.

:Bucket: English is not i am a fountain of blood in the plain.

:Slum: No, it's not.

:Bucket: Yes yes yes yes.

:Slum: Oh. OK. English is an i am in a fountain of blood on the plain.

:Bucket: Yes. You speak like us then wisely, good sir, weigh our sorrow with our blood in the plain.


:D
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:05 AM

BUCKET:
IN INCESTUOUS DENIAL.

:Brian: Salutations, bucket.

:Bucket: Bucket bucket gay bucket.

:Brian: Fe fi fo fum?

:Bucket: Fo whore. Fo shizzle my nizzle.

:Brian: Definitely, fo shizzle.

:Bucket: Fo shizzle whore.

:Brian: Don't call me a whore, slut.

:Bucket: Fuck you bucket is whore not a slut is a disgusting pervert.

:Brian: Profanity is unbecoming with you, Bucket.

:Bucket: I'm done with you pants watch the profanity at the whim and the bucket a me not a bucket.

:Brian: You are indeed a bucket, despite your denial.

:Bucket: My bucket is in incestuous denial.

:Brian: Incestuous or not, denial isn't a healthy state of being.

:Bucket: Hey josh, i'm so wet for you right now. It's only healthy. What is a state he is brandon flowers.

:Brian: My name isn't Josh, Bucket. My name is Brian. Wouldn't getting wet interfere with your systems?

:Bucket: Yes josh is the holocaust. And i am not wet i am bucket. You dissapoint me. Goodbye.

:Brian: Well, the dissapointment is reciprical, Bucket. Also, I concur that Josh is the holocaust.

:Bucket: Josh is a whore. Whore is a proponent of militant atheism. I am an agingfag. I do concur with my bucket.

:Brian: We are in agreement, then?

:Bucket: You nod in agreement, then?

:Brian: I'm asking if we are in agreement, I did not nod my head.

:Bucket: Your head is a clown molester man by the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is only one with the eternal freezer? The old whore's teenage sluts are in agreement.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 23 February 2009 - 01:08 AM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:28 PM

:Matt: who is terry goodkind?

:Bucket: Goodkind is a queen bitch.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:33 PM

View PostMacros, on Feb 23 2009, 11:28 PM, said:

:Matt: who is terry goodkind?

:Bucket: Goodkind is a queen bitch.


Can we rep bucket?
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:34 PM

I remember spending a lot of time bad mouthing goodkind to bucket, I'm pleased he remembered.
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