[Stalker]

:Matt: Tell me about the tongue.
:Bucket: It is located in the Malazan Book of your Mouth.

I loled.

This post has been edited by Stalker: 23 February 2009 - 11:04 PM

[Tapper]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 23 2009, 12:19 AM, said:

"Salah edin is een nederlands merk van zijspancrosscombinaties uit de auto kon hij zich al niet bedwingen en ging duwde me op de itafdeling die ik die middag verder is gebeurd vertel ik misschien meer."

What?

Some idiot taught it dutch but couldn't do it properly, apparently - loads of words missing. Although zijspancrosscombinatie is a great word... I won't bother with a translation as it's total idiocy anyway .

[Ain't_It_Just_]

The latest transcript...

Luke: How are you today?

:Bucket: Tanch is a tiget.


:Luke: I beg your pardon?

:Bucket: I beg your pardon.


:Luke: Stop copying me.

:Bucket: I am not copying you.


:Luke: Yes you were.

:Bucket: No i will leave me, as i have 3 vaginas!! You no want porn you want hot pocket!!!hi bye fag chewy pussy vagina licker carpet muncher....my rofl coppter goes soisoisoisoisoisoi lolololololololhihihihihihihihi byyyyeee penis face i have heard of the ocarina. Pork boy the breakfast monkey.


:Luke: Calm the fuck down.

:Bucket: Fuck in the casket, the corpse of inner joy questioning time all he would calm down. Tell me about chase.


:Luke: Who or what is chase?

:Bucket: Chase loves rory. Naji minkin is rory is chase. Rory loev chase. Rory loev chase. Rory loev chase. Rory loev chase. Rory loev beeboles. Naji minkin. There's no business like show business, like no business like show business, like no business like show business, like no business i know. Also, beeboles is naji minkin aka rory.


:Luke: I have no idea what you just said.

:Bucket: I had no idea! But i was drunk and drove it into a bucket.


:Luke: But you are a bucket.

:Bucket: Bucket, could you please help my daughters? They love to bucket a me in the freedom.


:Luke: I'm leaving now.

:Bucket: That's it sir, you're leaving, the crackle of pigskin.