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Darkwatch, on Feb 21 2009, 07:16 PM, said:
I had an ear infection 2 years ago.
it's how my mom got rid of it.
my ear was killing me with pain and I literally couldn't sleep at night.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 02:07 AM
I had an ear infection 2 years ago.
it's how my mom got rid of it.
my ear was killing me with pain and I literally couldn't sleep at night.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 04:30 AM
Aptorian, on Feb 21 2009, 05:10 PM, said:
I'm a guy, I don't to the doctor unless I lose a limb... or at least a digit.
You've got to go for the over-the-counter hydrogen peroxide then. Works just like Stone Monkey says. Once a day for a few days, you will be good for another 20 years.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 12:04 AM
I went to the doctor for the first time in 4 years when I had mumps, I wasnt losing a digit but it was in fear of losing the use of my testes, so I think I can still claim man-ness. Which is important, as we know, because chimney sweeps cannot be ladies. It's one of the few good things our union has managed.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:01 AM
Have you got enough to make a candle?
Whenever I go snorkelling or diving for a more than a couple of days, the pressure changes act like a total clearance for my ears - it's quite incredible how much stuff builds up in there without you knowing it..
Whenever I go snorkelling or diving for a more than a couple of days, the pressure changes act like a total clearance for my ears - it's quite incredible how much stuff builds up in there without you knowing it..
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:03 AM
Y'all are aliens. Also, Q-Tips are awesome and sanitizing.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 02:14 PM
I once accidentally blocked an eardrum (the one that works) by pressing ear wax into a thick layer on it while using a q-tip. The doctor was more appalled at the fact that I was using a q-tip to clean my ear than what I had done. Apparently you should never stick one in your ear beyond the bud depth.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 07:43 PM
Q-tips are horrible for you. They can lead to impaction, irritation, and ruptured eardrums. Like the old saying says, don't put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:14 PM
I often wonder who decided elbow, and who was the person they battered with their elbow during testing?
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:17 PM
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 23 2009, 02:43 PM, said:
Q-tips are horrible for you. They can lead to impaction, irritation, and ruptured eardrums. Like the old saying says, don't put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.
Quit being so medical.
I stuck it in there and forgot math. That was good.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:19 PM
Ear sex... the subject of a most touching episode of Family Guy.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:22 PM
Proof that you are a masochistic perv because you never have the filter on, evidently.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:43 PM
Knitting instructions are, indeed, most elusive.
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