[Mentalist]

 Darkwatch, on Feb 21 2009, 07:16 PM, said:

 Mentalist, on Feb 21 2009, 04:55 PM, said:

use a teaspoon of warm vodka if it starts to hurt.

This just made me chuckle.

I had an ear infection 2 years ago.

it's how my mom got rid of it.
my ear was killing me with pain and I literally couldn't sleep at night.

[bubba]

quit being a pussy.........

[Mezla PigDog]

 Aptorian, on Feb 21 2009, 05:10 PM, said:

I'm a guy, I don't to the doctor unless I lose a limb... or at least a digit.

You've got to go for the over-the-counter hydrogen peroxide then. Works just like Stone Monkey says. Once a day for a few days, you will be good for another 20 years.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I went to the doctor for the first time in 4 years when I had mumps, I wasnt losing a digit but it was in fear of losing the use of my testes, so I think I can still claim man-ness. Which is important, as we know, because chimney sweeps cannot be ladies. It's one of the few good things our union has managed.

[Traveller]

Have you got enough to make a candle?

Whenever I go snorkelling or diving for a more than a couple of days, the pressure changes act like a total clearance for my ears - it's quite incredible how much stuff builds up in there without you knowing it..

[HoosierDaddy]

Y'all are aliens. Also, Q-Tips are awesome and sanitizing.

[Illuyankas]

I once accidentally blocked an eardrum (the one that works) by pressing ear wax into a thick layer on it while using a q-tip. The doctor was more appalled at the fact that I was using a q-tip to clean my ear than what I had done. Apparently you should never stick one in your ear beyond the bud depth.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Q-tips are horrible for you. They can lead to impaction, irritation, and ruptured eardrums. Like the old saying says, don't put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.

[Macros]

I often wonder who decided elbow, and who was the person they battered with their elbow during testing?

[HoosierDaddy]

 Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 23 2009, 02:43 PM, said:

Q-tips are horrible for you. They can lead to impaction, irritation, and ruptured eardrums. Like the old saying says, don't put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.

Quit being so medical.

I stuck it in there and forgot math. That was good.

[Aptorian]

The point, I believe, is that you can't reach your ear with your elbows. The meaning being, you shouldn't stick anything in your ears.

NOBODY SAY RULE 34!!!

[Macros]

rule 34?

[HoosierDaddy]

Ear sex... the subject of a most touching episode of Family Guy.

[Aptorian]

Let me put it like this... if you type in earsex in google with the filter off and chose images, bad things happen.

[HoosierDaddy]

Proof that you are a masochistic perv because you never have the filter on, evidently.

[Aptorian]

I dislike the filter. While it protects my eyes from hardcore gay porn it also limits some of the material I some times go looking for... Like knitting instructions,

[HoosierDaddy]

Knitting instructions are, indeed, most elusive.

[frookenhauer]

Damn you Apt!

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

 Aptorian, on Feb 23 2009, 01:33 PM, said:

I dislike the filter. While it protects my eyes it also limits some of the material I some times go looking for... Like hardcore gay porn

fixed

[Aptorian]

 Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 23 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

 Aptorian, on Feb 23 2009, 01:33 PM, said:

I dislike the filter. While it protects my eyes it also limits some of the material I some times go looking for... Like hardcore gay porn

fixed

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