[frookenhauer]

Borrow some american hand egg armour and tackle it!

[Mushroom]

Such Voilent tendencies people!


What did that snake ever do to me?

For the time being I will leave it be.

However I will be keeping an eye on it as we have recently noticed a number of Mice in aour house and have been yet to get mouse traps.

[Bhurnae]

HD is very gnomist when he has had a drink.........

[HoosierDaddy]

Fine. Don't hit it. Put it in your neighbor's bed!

@FROOK: STFU! Lol.
@Bhurnae: That's because only one gnome has ever served a purpose, and that was Gnomehead in Dead Alive.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 14 February 2009 - 02:55 AM

[frookenhauer]

Have a few castlemaine xxxx'x and then have a look at it...I bet it'll look meaner after you've had a few

[Slum]

You must wrestle the snake (and take pics) or forever be known as a wussie Aussie.

Seriously, you should stake it to the yard with a lawn dart, put your head 'tween its fangs and smile for the camera. Then slice it down the middle and cook it over your campfire, eat it like a true aborigine.

[HoosierDaddy]

Maybe it's a spy for the Pantathian Serpent Priests.

[frookenhauer]

Slum has a very valid point....

So does HD...but his is slightly watered beer'd down

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 14 February 2009 - 03:00 AM

[HoosierDaddy]

Open your zipper and stick the snake through it and walk around town strutting.

[Bhurnae]

Mushroom, on Feb 14 2009, 02:53 AM, said:

we have recently noticed a number of Mice in our house and have been yet to get mouse traps.

So the snake that is big enough to swallow your car is afraid of mice? Shame on him! throw him out! Tell him to find his own tree.

[frookenhauer]

This is the age old battle between man and beast for supremacy...Remember its in YOUR Backyard!

All we're asking is that you risk your life for a few moments of fun for us, Can't ask for fairer than that.

[HoosierDaddy]

Call it a sissy until it either goes for you or cries.

[Slum]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 13 2009, 10:01 PM, said:

This is the age old battle between man and beast for supremacy...Remember its in YOUR Backyard!

All we're asking is that you risk your life for a few moments of fun for us, Can't ask for fairer than that.

I'm pretty sure this is one of the reasons man invented guns.

ME: Oh, all hissy hissy at me are ya?

Snake: HISSSSS!

ME: Yeah? Say hello to my little friend!

[HoosierDaddy]

What use is showing the snake a midget, SD?

[frookenhauer]

For a few lacerations and bites you could be protecting your dog from this fearsome predator. I'm of the opinion that the risk is worth it and filming it is the only way to go.

[Bhurnae]

I was sure infralabials meant something else.....

[Slum]

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What use is showing the snake a midget, SD?

It's a well-known fact that midgets frighten snakes. I don't know from which crackerjack-box you got your diploma, but here in NY we have guns that shoot little tiny warriors known as bullets. They kill stuff.

This post has been edited by Slum Diggler: 14 February 2009 - 03:16 AM

[HoosierDaddy]

I think they frighten everything, little kids the most though.

[Slum]

I'm eagerly anticipating the midget revolution....

My new boots need a workout.

[RodeoRanch]

I would be beyond terrified to see that thing in my yard.

Sure, I've had bears and cougars walk pass my house. Wild horses on the front lawn. Skunks and porcupines.

But a snake like that? Cry like a little girl and then kill it with fire. Then move.