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Snake Invasion!

#41 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:53 AM

Borrow some american hand egg armour and tackle it!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:53 AM

Such Voilent tendencies people!


What did that snake ever do to me?

For the time being I will leave it be.

However I will be keeping an eye on it as we have recently noticed a number of Mice in aour house and have been yet to get mouse traps.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:54 AM

HD is very gnomist when he has had a drink.........

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:54 AM

Fine. Don't hit it. Put it in your neighbor's bed!

@FROOK: STFU! Lol.
@Bhurnae: That's because only one gnome has ever served a purpose, and that was Gnomehead in Dead Alive.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:55 AM

Have a few castlemaine xxxx'x and then have a look at it...I bet it'll look meaner after you've had a few :(
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:57 AM

You must wrestle the snake (and take pics) or forever be known as a wussie Aussie.

Seriously, you should stake it to the yard with a lawn dart, put your head 'tween its fangs and smile for the camera. Then slice it down the middle and cook it over your campfire, eat it like a true aborigine.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:58 AM

Maybe it's a spy for the Pantathian Serpent Priests.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:58 AM

Slum has a very valid point....

So does HD...but his is slightly watered beer'd down

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:59 AM

Open your zipper and stick the snake through it and walk around town strutting.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:01 AM

View PostMushroom, on Feb 14 2009, 02:53 AM, said:

we have recently noticed a number of Mice in our house and have been yet to get mouse traps.



So the snake that is big enough to swallow your car is afraid of mice? Shame on him! throw him out! Tell him to find his own tree.

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:01 AM

This is the age old battle between man and beast for supremacy...Remember its in YOUR Backyard!

All we're asking is that you risk your life for a few moments of fun for us, Can't ask for fairer than that.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:02 AM

Call it a sissy until it either goes for you or cries.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:06 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Feb 13 2009, 10:01 PM, said:

This is the age old battle between man and beast for supremacy...Remember its in YOUR Backyard!

All we're asking is that you risk your life for a few moments of fun for us, Can't ask for fairer than that.


I'm pretty sure this is one of the reasons man invented guns.

ME: Oh, all hissy hissy at me are ya?

Snake: HISSSSS!

ME: Yeah? Say hello to my little friend!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:08 AM

What use is showing the snake a midget, SD?
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:10 AM

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For a few lacerations and bites you could be protecting your dog from this fearsome predator. I'm of the opinion that the risk is worth it and filming it is the only way to go.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:14 AM

I was sure infralabials meant something else.....

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:15 AM

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What use is showing the snake a midget, SD?


It's a well-known fact that midgets frighten snakes. I don't know from which crackerjack-box you got your diploma, but here in NY we have guns that shoot little tiny warriors known as bullets. They kill stuff.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:15 AM

I think they frighten everything, little kids the most though.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:19 AM

I'm eagerly anticipating the midget revolution....

My new boots need a workout.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 05:23 AM

I would be beyond terrified to see that thing in my yard.

Sure, I've had bears and cougars walk pass my house. Wild horses on the front lawn. Skunks and porcupines.

But a snake like that? Cry like a little girl and then kill it with fire. Then move.
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