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#541 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:27 PM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

I reckon you may be some sort of wickan/druid/ gog priestess ( are you north Walian ? ).

Don't hex the boys, please ! Focus all your obviously considerable power on the Saesneg beating the frogs tomorrow ( I can't believe i'd ever say that :sofa: ), then next week all we gotta do is beat the Irish by 13 and we're in again ! :p

Please don't blackmail the WRU, i'm sure if we ask strad nicely, he will sacrifice many sheep in your honour.

Otherwise, I will have to defeat you using some sort of binding ritual involving stella, ciggies, kebab and dribble. :p



<------- VALLEYS!!!!! :sofa:

Now I just might have to watch next weekend. :p

I only wish I could control my jinxiness, it might be useful...and I was only joking I would never blackmail the team...the WRU maybe, but not THE boys.
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 03:05 PM

View Postbwgan, on Mar 15 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

I reckon you may be some sort of wickan/druid/ gog priestess ( are you north Walian ? ).

Don't hex the boys, please ! Focus all your obviously considerable power on the Saesneg beating the frogs tomorrow ( I can't believe i'd ever say that :sofa: ), then next week all we gotta do is beat the Irish by 13 and we're in again ! :p

Please don't blackmail the WRU, i'm sure if we ask strad nicely, he will sacrifice many sheep in your honour.

Otherwise, I will have to defeat you using some sort of binding ritual involving stella, ciggies, kebab and dribble. :sofa:



<------- VALLEYS!!!!! :p

Now I just might have to watch next weekend. :p

I only wish I could control my jinxiness, it might be useful...and I was only joking I would never blackmail the team...the WRU maybe, but not THE boys.



Please forgive me, it was a most heinous assumption on my part ! :p

I live in RCT myself is'nt it ? originally from the diff' though if you know what i mean, like, innit ! :p:

As far as the WRU, crack on ! curse them, curse them !!! a pox on their nice suits and expensive fact finding missions !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#543 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:12 PM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 07:40 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 14 2009, 01:45 PM, said:

In a 2005 statistical study made by Xavier University, immediately following participation in the sport of rugby, the participants felt an overwhelming need to grab asses and gargle balsacs.


Slow, my dear fellow, I think you will find that arse grabbing and the gargling of ball sacs is pretty much standard behaviour for most American Uni students, along with willy sniffing.



MS, of course they used european students for the study. So it might not have had ALL to do with the rugby and more that they were european :p , i'll have to check the research. :p

And Frook, theres no need to apologize for playing for the other team. You gotta do whatcha gotta do :sofa:

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 15 March 2009 - 04:13 PM

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:44 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 15 2009, 04:12 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 07:40 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 14 2009, 01:45 PM, said:

In a 2005 statistical study made by Xavier University, immediately following participation in the sport of rugby, the participants felt an overwhelming need to grab asses and gargle balsacs.


Slow, my dear fellow, I think you will find that arse grabbing and the gargling of ball sacs is pretty much standard behaviour for most American Uni students, along with willy sniffing.



MS, of course they used european students for the study. So it might not have had ALL to do with the rugby and more that they were european :sofa: , i'll have to check the research. :p

And Frook, theres no need to apologize for playing for the other team. You gotta do whatcha gotta do :p


Matey, are you implying that ALL europeans are juggling nuts in their mouths ? :sofa:

If so, expect some righteous indignation to come your way from some irate scandinavian types who were previously not involved in the rugby/ handegg war ! :p
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:50 PM

I would never imply that ALL are like that (and i certainly don want the scandanavian hordes coming down on me).
I'm just saying their rugby players AND european, so its probably impossible to tell which was responsible. But dont get mad at me, you'll have to ask the profs at XU. This is serious stuff :p


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#546 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:54 PM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 15 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Mar 15 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

I reckon you may be some sort of wickan/druid/ gog priestess ( are you north Walian ? ).

Don't hex the boys, please ! Focus all your obviously considerable power on the Saesneg beating the frogs tomorrow ( I can't believe i'd ever say that :sofa: ), then next week all we gotta do is beat the Irish by 13 and we're in again ! :p

Please don't blackmail the WRU, i'm sure if we ask strad nicely, he will sacrifice many sheep in your honour.

Otherwise, I will have to defeat you using some sort of binding ritual involving stella, ciggies, kebab and dribble. :sofa:



<------- VALLEYS!!!!! :p

Now I just might have to watch next weekend. :p

I only wish I could control my jinxiness, it might be useful...and I was only joking I would never blackmail the team...the WRU maybe, but not THE boys.



Please forgive me, it was a most heinous assumption on my part ! :p

I live in RCT myself is'nt it ? originally from the diff' though if you know what i mean, like, innit ! :p:

As far as the WRU, crack on ! curse them, curse them !!! a pox on their nice suits and expensive fact finding missions !



You are forgiven :p but answer me this....why couldn't THIS French team be the one Wales played the other week...at this rate if Wales don't win next week we are going to come third...aren't we? I'm not brilliant at all the permutations, but I think I'm right. This is why I hate sport...the highs just aren't worth the heartbreak of the lows...and I only get the highs after the fact - given I am not allowed to watch/if I watch they always lose anyway.
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#547 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:31 PM

View Postbwgan, on Mar 15 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 15 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Mar 15 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

I reckon you may be some sort of wickan/druid/ gog priestess ( are you north Walian ? ).

Don't hex the boys, please ! Focus all your obviously considerable power on the Saesneg beating the frogs tomorrow ( I can't believe i'd ever say that ), then next week all we gotta do is beat the Irish by 13 and we're in again !

Please don't blackmail the WRU, i'm sure if we ask strad nicely, he will sacrifice many sheep in your honour.

Otherwise, I will have to defeat you using some sort of binding ritual involving stella, ciggies, kebab and dribble.



<------- VALLEYS!!!!! :p

Now I just might have to watch next weekend. :p

I only wish I could control my jinxiness, it might be useful...and I was only joking I would never blackmail the team...the WRU maybe, but not THE boys.



Please forgive me, it was a most heinous assumption on my part ! :p

I live in RCT myself is'nt it ? originally from the diff' though if you know what i mean, like, innit ! :sofa::

As far as the WRU, crack on ! curse them, curse them !!! a pox on their nice suits and expensive fact finding missions !



You are forgiven :p but answer me this....why couldn't THIS French team be the one Wales played the other week...at this rate if Wales don't win next week we are going to come third...aren't we? I'm not brilliant at all the permutations, but I think I'm right. This is why I hate sport...the highs just aren't worth the heartbreak of the lows...and I only get the highs after the fact - given I am not allowed to watch/if I watch they always lose anyway.




I know ! Typical bloody Frenchies, brilliant one week, absolute cack the next. What's worse is that they made England look quite good !
Don't get me wrong England were far better than they've been in ages but France were diabolically bad, they were disjointed and shapeless from the kick off. I wanted England to win to stop the French challenging us,but not by such a big margin, christ, we'll never hear the end of it " Ooh ! England are back ! " etc etc. ( I'm waiting for the mod dude who piped up last time to chuck his two penneth in any minute now !)
I think Wales will beat Ireland next week but not by 13, so they get the championship and we get the Triple Crown. Not bad considering the jocks are gonna shag the Enlgish and win the Calcutta Cup, meaning England win nothing, again. :sofa:
Although after today's performance all we are gonna hear is "England are this, England are that ! World Cup Blah Blah "
Like I said, they played well, but are officially ranked 8th in the world.....

Bwg take pleasure in the highs and lows, I celebrate a Wales win over England for the rest of the year, or should that be the last 3 years ? :p
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 12:01 AM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 15 2009, 09:31 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Mar 15 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 15 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Mar 15 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 14 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

I reckon you may be some sort of wickan/druid/ gog priestess ( are you north Walian ? ).

Don't hex the boys, please ! Focus all your obviously considerable power on the Saesneg beating the frogs tomorrow ( I can't believe i'd ever say that ), then next week all we gotta do is beat the Irish by 13 and we're in again !

Please don't blackmail the WRU, i'm sure if we ask strad nicely, he will sacrifice many sheep in your honour.

Otherwise, I will have to defeat you using some sort of binding ritual involving stella, ciggies, kebab and dribble.



<------- VALLEYS!!!!! :p

Now I just might have to watch next weekend. :p

I only wish I could control my jinxiness, it might be useful...and I was only joking I would never blackmail the team...the WRU maybe, but not THE boys.



Please forgive me, it was a most heinous assumption on my part ! :p

I live in RCT myself is'nt it ? originally from the diff' though if you know what i mean, like, innit ! :sofa::

As far as the WRU, crack on ! curse them, curse them !!! a pox on their nice suits and expensive fact finding missions !



You are forgiven :p but answer me this....why couldn't THIS French team be the one Wales played the other week...at this rate if Wales don't win next week we are going to come third...aren't we? I'm not brilliant at all the permutations, but I think I'm right. This is why I hate sport...the highs just aren't worth the heartbreak of the lows...and I only get the highs after the fact - given I am not allowed to watch/if I watch they always lose anyway.




I know ! Typical bloody Frenchies, brilliant one week, absolute cack the next. What's worse is that they made England look quite good !
Don't get me wrong England were far better than they've been in ages but France were diabolically bad, they were disjointed and shapeless from the kick off. I wanted England to win to stop the French challenging us,but not by such a big margin, christ, we'll never hear the end of it " Ooh ! England are back ! " etc etc. ( I'm waiting for the mod dude who piped up last time to chuck his two penneth in any minute now !)
I think Wales will beat Ireland next week but not by 13, so they get the championship and we get the Triple Crown. Not bad considering the jocks are gonna shag the Enlgish and win the Calcutta Cup, meaning England win nothing, again. :sofa:
Although after today's performance all we are gonna hear is "England are this, England are that ! World Cup Blah Blah "
Like I said, they played well, but are officially ranked 8th in the world.....

Bwg take pleasure in the highs and lows, I celebrate a Wales win over England for the rest of the year, or should that be the last 3 years ? :p


already killed several sheep and many lambs! my prediction (for what its worth) wales to win but ireland to win the chapionship on points difference. tight between the scots and england either team could win and france to beat italy
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 01:04 AM

there's now way this thread reaches page 2!
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 01:09 AM

eh?! now who's talking gibberish frook?
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 01:14 AM

it looks like the stradinfection is spreading :doh:
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 01:22 AM

you goddamn right mofo! argggghhhh!!!!!!! :doh:
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