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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

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  1. American football (22 votes [34.38%])

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#521 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:35 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA.

I hate it, but thats some funny shit.
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Posted 07 March 2009 - 09:11 PM

flanker myself! in a proper game!
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 06:54 PM

say that with your fingers in your mouth...
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 08:13 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 8 2009, 06:54 PM, said:

say that with your fingers in your mouth...


now why would i put my fingers in my mouth! i know where they've been!
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#525 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 01:57 AM

if you say flanker with your fingers in your mouth, you can effectively replace fl with a w.
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 10:13 AM

yes i know but there is no way i'm putting my fingers anywhere near my mouth at the moment!
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 07:22 PM

Handegg sucks...
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 10:48 PM

No it doesnt Frook! :)

Another video for you to make fun of.

the 6th one or so is the best. what a friggin stiffarm.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/W...gby-398509.html

Rugby= :p and= :p

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This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 13 March 2009 - 10:49 PM

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#529 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 10:50 PM

If you put your fingers in your mouth and say "Rugby" it comes out "Ooo I'd rather be shoe shopping".


Just sayin'!
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 12:45 AM

View PostShinrei no Shintai, on Mar 13 2009, 10:50 PM, said:

If you put your fingers in your mouth and say "Rugby" it comes out "Ooo I'd rather be shoe shopping".


Just sayin'!



If you take your fingers out of your mouth and say " Handegg ", you actually go shoe shopping, pick up a matching bag and maybe even some cute little accessories, like a pink collar for your pomeranian.


Just sayin'! :)
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 12:29 PM

Well, then I guess it's a good thing that I call the game by its proper name, not by the lame "handegg" moniker that those short short wearing grabass players call it.

I think grabass players call it handegg because they secretly wish to gently handle other men's balls.
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 01:45 PM

In a 2005 statistical study made by Xavier University, immediately following participation in the sport of rugby, the participants felt an overwhelming need to grab asses and gargle balsacs.

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 14 March 2009 - 06:08 PM

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#533 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 05:35 PM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 1 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Mar 1 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on Feb 28 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

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View Postbwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted.

Sheep "wrestling"?

:p I am so glad to be back. :p

Of course you are. Where else can you go where everyone knows your name, makes fun of your nationality but you can easily just do the same or tag team with Mezla and win.



I know, I wasn't whining :p , just making an observation...if it were any different I would wonder where I was :p ...but no I won't do the same because, as I keep saying, I'm a nice girl.

Anyway, after this weekend I'm off rugby...my jinx status is now fully confirmed and from now on when Wales play I have to sit in the garden...whatever the weather.



So ! you are the reason we lost to the Frenchies !
Make sure your in the garden when we play the Italians and leave the country when we play the Irish !

:p


Okay...I will admit I was in a house (not mine) with a telly on, with the match on it, although I was a room away...but in my defence I left when the score was 12-7, so the fact Wales eventually won is down to me. I could have stayed and watched and then they would have been humiliated for sure...apparently I have to emigrate to the South Pole by next weekend.

In all seriousness I have been to at least a dozen internationals over the years...I have never seen Wales win :) If I even listen to them play they lose...do you think there is a money making opportunity here...sort of protection money, if Wales don't pay me I WILL watch and they WILL lose...what do you reckon? :p
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 10:58 PM

View Postbwgan, on Mar 14 2009, 05:35 PM, said:

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 1 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Mar 1 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on Feb 28 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

View Postbwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

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View Postbwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted.

Sheep "wrestling"?

:p I am so glad to be back.

Of course you are. Where else can you go where everyone knows your name, makes fun of your nationality but you can easily just do the same or tag team with Mezla and win.



I know, I wasn't whining :p , just making an observation...if it were any different I would wonder where I was :sofa: ...but no I won't do the same because, as I keep saying, I'm a nice girl.

Anyway, after this weekend I'm off rugby...my jinx status is now fully confirmed and from now on when Wales play I have to sit in the garden...whatever the weather.



So ! you are the reason we lost to the Frenchies !
Make sure your in the garden when we play the Italians and leave the country when we play the Irish !




Okay...I will admit I was in a house (not mine) with a telly on, with the match on it, although I was a room away...but in my defence I left when the score was 12-7, so the fact Wales eventually won is down to me. I could have stayed and watched and then they would have been humiliated for sure...apparently I have to emigrate to the South Pole by next weekend.

In all seriousness I have been to at least a dozen internationals over the years...I have never seen Wales win :sofa: If I even listen to them play they lose...do you think there is a money making opportunity here...sort of protection money, if Wales don't pay me I WILL watch and they WILL lose...what do you reckon? :p



I reckon you may be some sort of wickan/druid/ gog priestess ( are you north Walian ? ).

Don't hex the boys, please ! Focus all your obviously considerable power on the Saesneg beating the frogs tomorrow ( I can't believe i'd ever say that :p ), then next week all we gotta do is beat the Irish by 13 and we're in again ! :p

Please don't blackmail the WRU, i'm sure if we ask strad nicely, he will sacrifice many sheep in your honour.

Otherwise, I will have to defeat you using some sort of binding ritual involving stella, ciggies, kebab and dribble. :p
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:22 AM

That was a cool video Ben...But hand egg still sucks :p Please don't hate me...I play for my team.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:28 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 14 2009, 08:22 PM, said:

That was a cool video Ben...But hand egg still sucks :p Please don't hate me...I play for the other team.


FIXED! :p
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:30 AM

LOL! you're a git rodeo...
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:33 AM

Rodeo?
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:40 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 14 2009, 01:45 PM, said:

In a 2005 statistical study made by Xavier University, immediately following participation in the sport of rugby, the participants felt an overwhelming need to grab asses and gargle balsacs.


Slow, my dear fellow, I think you will find that arse grabbing and the gargling of ball sacs is pretty much standard behaviour for most American Uni students, along with willy sniffing.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:36 AM

Opps...I meant Hoosier...you were wearing a cowboy hat...Easy mistake to make lunger. what you going to do about it?
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