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God Dammit Jamie Oliver! (A Bacon Thread) Now he's gone too far!

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:58 AM

He's attacking Danish Bacon! This is war! We will not stand for such slander! Those pigs are treated like royalty... in their little iron prisons...

Everyone knows that Danish Bacon is superior to any other bacon product. Who's ever heard of British Bacon? The British people don't even know of such a product.

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Star chef casts doubt on Danish pork industry
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Chef Jamie Oliver’s new programme examining pork production raises questions about Danish pig farming British television chef Jamie Oliver is taking a stand in favour of British bacon, to the detriment of one of Denmark’s biggest exports. Oliver’s new investigative...

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British television chef Jamie Oliver is taking a stand in favour of British bacon, to the detriment of one of Denmark’s biggest exports.

Oliver’s new investigative show, ‘Jamie saves our bacon’, on Britain’s Channel 4, examines the production of pork from the field to the supermarket shelf and looks at the conditions faced by the pigs.

As part of the eight-part show, Oliver visited some Danish Crown pig production plants in Denmark. Channel 4 said that ‘Danish Crown agreed to take him [Oliver] around some farms, but when he arrived they were reluctant to show him any farms other than those with higher than average welfare standards. These would still only meet the UK's minimum requirements.’

One of Oliver’s main points of contention was the use of sow pens by European farmers. The pens can be used to house pregnant female pigs and allows them room to stand and sit, but not turn around. The pens are illegal in Britain and a similar move will apply to all EU countries by 2013.

The Danish Bacon and Meat Council (DBMC) said in a statement that it had been happy to participate in the programme, but felt that Danish farmers had been portrayed in an unfair light compared to their British counterparts.

‘The editing of the programme implied that the Danish industry wanted to “hide” sow stalls from Jamie Oliver. This was absolutely not the case - we have been open and honest with the programme makers throughout the research and filming process. We took the decision to show Jamie the farms that represent the vast majority of Danish pork and bacon sold in the UK.’

The DBMC said that less than 25 percent of sows are kept in the traditional sow pens and it expects the vast majority of Danish producers to have stopped using them prior to the January 2013 deadline.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 08:15 AM

I'm drunk and this complaint makes no sense. Thank you.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:13 PM

they are pigs! They are not meant to be treated well, they're meant to be eaten!!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:22 PM

We are meant to treat them so bad that when we slaughter them the pigs will gladly accept it.
Its the humane thing to do.
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:40 PM

View Postdktorode, on Feb 12 2009, 03:22 PM, said:

We are meant to treat them so bad that when we slaughter them the pigs will gladly accept it.
Its the humane thing to do.



Indeed.
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:45 PM

This Jamie Oliver TV series is part of the Great British Food series, I do believe. Which explains the bias. Our farming industry is in a crisis (as usual) so there is a lot of encouragement to "Buy British".
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:46 PM

A pig is a pig is a pig. Except for Wilbur. Also, all pigs are created equal, but some are more equal than others.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:51 PM

i go away for a while andthe bacon liberation army is disbanded and now the pro beer people have recruited that twat off the adverts.

A man with a lisp who spits when he talks should not be allowed to cook
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:40 AM

Are you now High Fist of the Danishzan Empire Apt?

I have to admit, he's doing some gross stuff to get his point across. I watched one show on obesity with him hosting, he put six baby chicks through the meat grinder.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:19 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Feb 12 2009, 07:45 PM, said:

This Jamie Oliver TV series is part of the Great British Food series, I do believe. Which explains the bias. Our farming industry is in a crisis (as usual) so there is a lot of encouragement to "Buy British".


I refer farmers to Alan Partridge's wise words.

I hate Jamie Oliver with an all-consuming passion, and now he tries to ruin bacon for me. The man MUST DIE.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:40 PM

Lets be honest here people, think of bacon and you come up with Danepac.

My work here is done!

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:22 AM

I disagree...therefore your work is not done!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:19 PM

On a bacon related note, I just had a fried egg sandwich, with the eggs fried in bacon fat. Now THAT'S how to make the periods of hens tasty.:(
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:17 PM

Cue evil snicker. Bwhahahaha! :(
Sorry Apt, but you're so cute when you're upset.

A side note - I discovered that I actually like salami a couple of days ago. Go figure!

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