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The Big Thread of Lurve Because it's that time of year again

#61 frookenhauer

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 03:30 AM

Fair

souls are for wimps

#62 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:15 AM

Do you have a shirt that substitutes "filthy whore" for "robots and lasers"?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#63 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:21 AM

Everybody knows strippers love robots and lasers. As long as they are dispensing $20.00's and in conjunction with smoke machine and "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#64 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:23 AM

Your argument is sound.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#65 amphibian

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:34 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 16 2009, 01:21 AM, said:

Everybody knows strippers love robots and lasers. As long as they are dispensing $20.00's and in conjunction with smoke machine and "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.

T-Pain. They love T-Pain. Which pains my ACTUALLY DEAF ears.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#66 Cougar

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:20 AM

Self moderate or feel my wrath girls.

When you are talking about sex and strippers etc why not try to be a little more oblique or creative, try euphemism etc.

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#67 Binder of Demons

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:23 AM

Well in the spirit of Cougars suggestion.

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#68 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:33 AM

Let it be known to all and sundry that thanks to the Valentines Day glut, I have completely confused this thread with another about taste in males.

#69 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:56 AM

Tell us of this thread in a faraway land...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#70 Slum

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:15 PM

Meh. if my posts aren't kosher, just delete them. I really won't shed any tears.

#71 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:44 PM

Ha ha, in Austria the exotic dancers are completely fine with the fondling. While completely naked. On your lap.

Man, that was the best school trip ever.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#72 amphibian

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 05:13 PM

I didn't know the pole spun until someone pointed it out to me. I thought the dancers were just really good at spinning around it.

Next thing you know, I was finding out that the tooth fairy doesn't exist and that Santa Clause wasn't real.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#73 Macros

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:21 PM

Man you think thats bad, imagine the easter bunny was a fraud!

@ Illy - hell yeah eastern european strippers FTW!

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#74 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:34 PM

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing and
fishing a lot.
THE END

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#75 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:09 PM

So a thread on an internet forum started in the name of romance turns into a discussion about strippers...... Who'd have thunk it.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#76 stone monkey

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:20 PM

Well I started it with the best of intentions... And, yes I agree, I really should have known better.

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#77 amphibian

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:15 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Feb 16 2009, 02:09 PM, said:

So a thread on an internet forum started in the name of romance turns into a discussion about strippers...... Who'd have thunk it.

You have problem?

I don't like using other people's frippery to express my own feelings or whimsy, so I will probably never send a girl a Shakespearan sonnet or anything along those lines. However, I did write the following poems on the back of cocktail napkins and give it to a very cute bartender over the course of a week:

I've not fallen as hard on first sight of a girl as I did over this one. I was feeling whimsical, so I made up a poem:

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This room's too loud
So I stand out from the crowd
By writing this bad poem
If you want to call me by phone
5--------4
And I promise I won't be a bore.

She didn't call.

So I wrote her this:

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Waited by the phone like a dork.
My heart was broke
In a million pieces, like that vase
I dropped at Gramma’s place.
“Was I not memorable?”
“Are these poems too terrible?”
My friends cheered me up,
Told me that I was indeed awesome,
“Don’t be a sad pup”
That back to this bar, I had to come
And give it another shot,
Because why not?

Would you have dinner with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Turns out she has a boyfriend. She said "Maybe" though. She''s still awesome and we talk every now and then. I of course crumble inside at every sight of her, but manage to conceal it behind a decent facade.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#78 Menandore

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 05:09 PM

I got the excuse "We don't really celebrate that in Germany" from my german b/f. So tell me german posters, is it true or was that just a really lame excuse?

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 05:16 PM

I may not be german, but never has romance ever been associated with germany in my mind.
So he may not be lying.

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:13 PM

I'm pretty sure they do it in Germany, but it's no great capitalistic drive to pressure men to get out-of-their-price-range-and-completely-unnecessary gifts for womankind.

So it doesn't consume February.

QUESTION:
How did this thread become so much better?!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>