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This is Why You're Fat

#41 eekwibble

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 07:45 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 10 2009, 06:43 AM, said:

There's a place down the street from my house, Beth's Cafe, that serves a 12 egg omlette on a bed of hashbrowns, on which you get free refills.

That's a recipe for disaster on a scale to rival El Nino.

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#42 Tapper

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 08:40 AM

Ouch. I'd be dead within the week whichever pictured food I ate. Including the girl.
A salad, anyone?

Tapper -- fish & vegs, please

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#43 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:27 PM

Tapper, on Feb 10 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Ouch. I'd be dead within the week whichever pictured food I ate. Including the girl.
A salad, anyone?

Tapper -- fish & vegs, please

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

In here meat is God, especially bacon, which is more God than other types of meat.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#44 Gothos

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:32 PM

why you're fat?
crisps, chips, sodas, lack of excercise, sugar. that is why most people get fat.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:54 PM

Illuyankas, on Feb 10 2009, 12:55 AM, said:

OP pic is making my left arm tinglHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 04:45 PM

Grimhilde, on Feb 11 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 10 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Ouch. I'd be dead within the week whichever pictured food I ate. Including the girl.
A salad, anyone?

Tapper -- fish & vegs, please

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

In here meat is God, especially bacon, which is more God than other types of meat.

Yeah, bacon is good. Not god - but there's a max to everything. I prefer being moderate on salt, sugar, cholesterol and fat, thank you very much

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#47 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:25 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 10 2009, 01:43 AM, said:

that serves a 12 egg omlette on a bed of hashbrowns,

That is insane! Of all the giant foods, 12 EGGS?! A 3 egg omelette really fills me up and I am pretty good at packing it away.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:52 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Feb 11 2009, 12:25 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 10 2009, 01:43 AM, said:

that serves a 12 egg omlette on a bed of hashbrowns,

That is insane! Of all the giant foods, 12 EGGS?! A 3 egg omelette really fills me up and I am pretty good at packing it away.

Yeah, they only have two sizes of omlette, 6 egg and 12 egg. I've yet to tackle the 12 egg though. This may inspire me. The 6 egg went down no problem.

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#49 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:15 PM

Tapper, on Feb 11 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

Grimhilde, on Feb 11 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 10 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Ouch. I'd be dead within the week whichever pictured food I ate. Including the girl.
A salad, anyone?

Tapper -- fish & vegs, please

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

In here meat is God, especially bacon, which is more God than other types of meat.

Yeah, bacon is good. Not god - but there's a max to everything. I prefer being moderate on salt, sugar, cholesterol and fat, thank you very much

Moderation is for cowards!! Real men become admins

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#50 Sir Thursday

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:26 PM

Grimhilde, on Feb 12 2009, 02:15 PM, said:

Moderation is for cowards!!

I expect the mods will be rather offended

. But will they have the guts to do anything about it?

Sir Thursday

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:54 PM

Sir Thursday, on Feb 12 2009, 04:26 PM, said:

Grimhilde, on Feb 12 2009, 02:15 PM, said:

Moderation is for cowards!!

I expect the mods will be rather offended

. But will they have the guts to do anything about it?

Sir Thursday

I doubt it

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#52 Aptorian

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 08:43 PM

If only I had access to the forum cp... or if I even was an Inn mod...

#53 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:45 AM

Grimhilde, on Feb 12 2009, 03:15 PM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 11 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

Grimhilde, on Feb 11 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 10 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Ouch. I'd be dead within the week whichever pictured food I ate. Including the girl.
A salad, anyone?

Tapper -- fish & vegs, please

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

In here meat is God, especially bacon, which is more God than other types of meat.

Yeah, bacon is good. Not god - but there's a max to everything. I prefer being moderate on salt, sugar, cholesterol and fat, thank you very much

Moderation is for cowards!! Real men become admins

well, someone did something...and it wasn't me!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#54 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:47 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 10 2009, 05:21 PM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Feb 10 2009, 01:17 AM, said:

Why is bacon so popular? It's usually just like the fatty bits on meat, and after tasting it I reckoned it was kind of crappy.

WHAT? HERESY! FLAMES & PITCHFORKS! BURN THE TASTELESS BOT!

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Bacon sucks.

Suck it Errant!

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#55 Tsundoku

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:17 PM

Stalker, on Feb 10 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

I'd like a wild snorlax to appear...

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