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This is Why You're Fat

#21 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:44 PM

Delicious but fatal. Like oh too many of the good things in life.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:45 PM

I take offense to this thread. I am just big boned!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:59 PM

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:59 PM

BLECGH!!!!!!!!

apt that is foul, had I recently eaten it would now be splurged over my laptop
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:05 PM

Its also pretty hilarious :p well done Apt for turning my stomach...

I wonder who would win in a pic off...one moment :p

I've an idea
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:05 PM

Her belly should be more happy thanks to all the bacon that has been residing there. I don't understand sad face. :p
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:43 PM

I'd like a wild snorlax to appear...
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:47 PM

There is place in Chicago (old train car) that serves the three little pigs sandwhich...A one pound pork chop topped with 3 stripps of bacon and smoked ham, topped with 2 eggs over medium....

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/02/bourdain...-america-video/
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:54 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Feb 9 2009, 04:29 PM, said:

Am I the only one thinking of the song "This is why I'm hot" when I read the title? "This is why I'm fat, this is why I'm fat... too many samiches this is why I'm fat."

Good living skills lead to heart attacks. Eating and appreciating bacon is a skill that is easily acquired, but difficult to master.

now way man. saw the title and thought of eddy murphy in a fat suit with hot grrls holding bacon double bacon sammiches and some kinda glittery background
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:55 PM

OP pic is making my left arm tinglHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:01 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 9 2009, 06:55 PM, said:

OP pic is making my left arm tinglHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:13 AM

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:15 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Feb 9 2009, 07:13 PM, said:

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Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers


This is definitely NOT why I am fat. Glazed doughnuts and cheese? Blech.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:25 AM

View PostBent, on Feb 9 2009, 06:47 PM, said:

There is place in Chicago (old train car) that serves the three little pigs sandwhich...A one pound pork chop topped with 3 stripps of bacon and smoked ham, topped with 2 eggs over medium....

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/02/bourdain...-america-video/


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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:32 AM

I feel an overwhelming need to post in this thread of bacony goodness.

Burritos can fuck off and die but bacony wonders abound for me it seems, in the form of... cheesybacon doughnuts? WTFWIN! :p :Surprise: :p
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:48 AM

I cannot even imagine how poorly one would feel after scarfing down a cheese-bacon-doughnut burger. Say goodbye to constipation!
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:52 AM

I don't even like doughnuts tbh, bacon improves everything though so it's worth a shot. :p
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:17 AM

My arteries whimpered at the sight of that...

Why is bacon so popular? It's usually just like the fatty bits on meat, and after tasting it I reckoned it was kind of crappy.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:21 AM

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Feb 10 2009, 01:17 AM, said:

Why is bacon so popular? It's usually just like the fatty bits on meat, and after tasting it I reckoned it was kind of crappy.



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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:43 AM

There's a place down the street from my house, Beth's Cafe, that serves a 12 egg omlette on a bed of hashbrowns, on which you get free refills.

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No, that's not me in the picture. This has been featured on the food channel, on a show dedicated to unusually large portions at places around the country.

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