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I have been misleading you

#161 User is offline   Lisheo 

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 08:58 PM

I heard he was actually immortal, and fed on the misery of human beings, and was possibly from Copenhagen... ;)
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#162 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:02 PM

I heard he had a giant nose NOT made of polystyrene.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:05 PM

I heard his name was Robert Paulson.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:08 PM

This is the thread where i realise we'd never have an wheelchair-stealin, statue-fertilising, hooker-slapping, english-breaking, hobo-wrestling Apt post ever again... he was just too grown up.

It made me sad





At least we've still got Rodeo I guess
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:10 PM

Rodeo left us...
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:11 PM

So why are we off-topic now?
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:11 PM

At some point in the next year I will be going to Copenhagen. Tremmy and Apt, make sure you're around.

In fact, everyone make sure you're in Copenhagen whenever I go, I ecxpect a mass-malazan migration.
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#168 User is offline   Wry 

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:12 PM

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Rodeo left us...


True, and he's not been the same since he cut his hair.... that was where the crazy lived
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 03:01 AM

View PostObdigore, on Jul 25 2009, 07:11 AM, said:

So why are we off-topic now?


We're off-topic? I thought we were just digressing....
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#170 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 12:43 PM

*Misleading You update*

He did send me another email.























I can't remember what it said!

I deleted it. I didn't reply and I haven't heard from him since. My crazy collection is large enough without adding another one.
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#171 User is offline   Wry 

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 01:15 PM

That's the most disappointing end to a thread ever
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 01:24 PM

x 10 ;)

I was so disappointed I had to go and do some housework to take my mind of it...but don't worry I'm better now...I like to believe that Mez DOES remember, but has decided it is too embarassing to share...that way my imagination can go into overdrive and the disappointment is held at bay... :D
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#173 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 06:44 PM

What ever could be more embarrasing than the pictures from the BBQ must be good goossip!

@Mez: My curiosity is unsated so now I have to drink myself to sleep!
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 09:16 PM

View PostWry, on Jul 25 2009, 02:15 PM, said:

That's the most disappointing end to a thread ever


View Postbwgan, on Jul 25 2009, 02:24 PM, said:

x 10 ;)


View PostTremolo, on Jul 25 2009, 07:44 PM, said:

@Mez: My curiosity is unsated so now I have to drink myself to sleep!


Forgive me Malazites. It seems that in a moment of madness, I forgot the "MalazanEmpire.com comes first in all things" rule.

It can't have been anything exciting or I would have reported back here.
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 09:18 PM

Still prefer my theory... ;)
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The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#176 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 09:21 PM

@Mez: Couldn'tyou jjust have made something up instead of presenting us with the harsh truth?
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 09:27 PM

I did actually try to think up something witty. Epic fail on all counts here!

Maybe Terez could do something outrageous to resurrect interest in the thread!
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 09:42 PM

Here.....maybe a great pair of tits will make for a better ending..
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 10:35 PM

Outrageous? Me?

Well, several things came to mind, but this thread is jinxed!

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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#180 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:02 PM

Nice tits bubba.
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