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Poll: Choose wisely Chubby or skinny?

Poll: Chubby or skinny? (35 member(s) have cast votes)

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  1. Chubby (15 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  2. Skinny (20 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

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#21 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:24 PM

Skinny. Chubby would eat too much of MY FOOD DAMNIT
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:02 PM

I prefer skinny milk but where would family wedding receptions be without the Chubby Checker "Twist" dance? I can't decide!

And yeah CI, duh! Why didn't you make your poll question: Chubby, Skinny, or Ideal Healthy Weight? That would have been a really exciting discussion.........
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:10 PM

well...as long as they're moving and not too fast in the opposite direction, I'm easy.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:53 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Feb 3 2009, 08:02 PM, said:

I prefer skinny milk but where would family wedding receptions be without the Chubby Checker "Twist" dance? I can't decide!

And yeah CI, duh! Why didn't you make your poll question: Chubby, Skinny, or Ideal Healthy Weight? That would have been a really exciting discussion.........


Well, fuck, if they're ideal weight-wize, then they're gonna have some major mental problems. Nobody's that perfect.
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#25 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:53 PM

To all those people asking for clarification I say this:

What are you gay? It's an easy question. CHOOSE!
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:55 PM

Some girls prefer girth over length, or at least that's what I've heard.

I'm happy alright!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#27 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 10:24 PM

You need to stop talking to rez
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 11:52 PM

The choice was quite easy for me.

An fine example of 'skinny'

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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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#29 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:25 PM

bump

go chubby!

i'll just leave these here:

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:26 PM

Oh women. Right.

I thought we were talking sandwiches.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:29 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Feb 5 2009, 10:26 AM, said:

Oh women. Right.

I thought we were talking sandwiches.

That's because your dick shriveled up and died when you stopped working with tractors.
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#32 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:29 PM

I'd talk about her sandwiches, if you know what I mean.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:37 PM

I bet I could eat 100 sandwiches.
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#34 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:46 PM

I don't care either way. I might find a fat guy to be repulsive if I don't know him, but I've been in love with a fat guy before, because he was so much more than just a fat guy, lol. He was a genius, and an awesome musician, poet, lover, etc. The fat on him wasn't repulsive in any way.

If you can't see beyond body shape to the person inside, then not only are you pathetic, but you're missing out.

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There it is.

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#35 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:49 PM

View PostTerez, on Feb 5 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I don't care either way. I might find a fat guy to be repulsive if I don't know him, but I've been in love with a fat guy before, because he was so much more than just a fat guy, lol. He was a genius, and an awesome musician, poet, lover, etc. The fat on him wasn't repulsive in any way.

If you can't see beyond body shape to the person inside, then not only are you pathetic, but you're missing out.


Sweety, think of someone who makes your genitals tense up. What do they look like?
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:53 PM

Er, bad example there, CI - 'tense up' covers both arousal and sheer shrieking ball-retracting/ovary-bursting terror. I would think of Rosie O'Donnell as anything more physical than a name attached to a person to demonstrate my point, but I like my ovaries unbursted, thank you.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:07 AM

View PostCold Iron, on Feb 4 2009, 05:49 PM, said:

Sweety, think of someone who makes your genitals tense up. What do they look like?

They look like the person who makes me wet, whoever that happens to be at the time. :p

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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#38 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:08 AM

I may have to abstain from this particular foray into our collective tendencies.

There is much in the way of complicating factors.

EDIT: NEVERMIND, the choice became obvious.

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#39 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:26 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on Feb 4 2009, 07:08 PM, said:

I may have to abstain from this particular foray into our collective tendencies.

There is much in the way of complicating factors.

EDIT: NEVERMIND, the choice became obvious.


Yes, chubby is the obvious answer! CI's pictures should change damn near everyone's minds :p

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:29 AM

Must resist RLY's post.... must.... resist.... 100 sandwiches....

I don't see the insides of people... I didn't know this superhero trait was all that common in the population.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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