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Poll: Choose wisely Chubby or skinny?

#41 Terez

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:37 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 3 2009, 03:55 PM, said:

Some girls prefer girth over length, or at least that's what I've heard.

It only takes about 4-6 inches to stimulate the average cervix, and some women even find that to be painful (not me). Anything more than 8 is a waste, unless you have a thing for spooning or other positions that make it difficult to penetrate. Girth is certainly more important than length.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#42 Sparkimus

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:39 AM

I'm so proud of you HD for resisting the 100 sandwiches

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#43 RodeoRanch

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:50 AM

#44 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 01:05 AM

now i know jar jar loves the chubby girls

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#45 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 03:09 AM

Cold Iron, on Feb 4 2009, 06:25 PM, said:

thick_wh...l_poster.jpg

That ass can't be real! Right?

Edit - Curses, the picture didn't come up. I mean the first chubster, with the shiny behind!

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 05 February 2009 - 03:10 AM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#46 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 04:53 AM

Sparkimus, on Feb 4 2009, 04:39 PM, said:

I'm so proud of you HD for resisting the 100 sandwiches

I bet I could eat 100 proud Sparkimus.

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#47 Cold Iron

I'll have some lasagna

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 05:15 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Feb 5 2009, 02:09 PM, said:

Cold Iron, on Feb 4 2009, 06:25 PM, said:

thick_wh...l_poster.jpg

That ass can't be real! Right?

Edit - Curses, the picture didn't come up. I mean the first chubster, with the shiny behind!

I've seen more extreme. I'd say real.

#48 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:17 AM

Let's sing "Fat Bottomed Girls" as a show of unconscious decision...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#49 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:24 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 4 2009, 06:37 PM, said:

I bet I could eat 100 sandwiches.

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 4 2009, 07:29 PM, said:

Must resist RLY's post.... must.... resist.... 100 sandwiches....

Sparkimus, on Feb 4 2009, 07:39 PM, said:

I'm so proud of you HD for resisting the 100 sandwiches

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 4 2009, 11:53 PM, said:

Sparkimus, on Feb 4 2009, 04:39 PM, said:

I'm so proud of you HD for resisting the 100 sandwiches

I bet I could eat 100 proud Sparkimus.

I think I'm going to throw up... I bet I could... I could eat... I'm proud... I'm glad that you want to eat... My program... Cannibalism can result in prison time... RRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am stronger than this!

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