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#21 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:07 AM

im suprised... there is people that aint mantaly retarded or under the age of 5 that like snow... my faith in humanety have fallen another stepp...


*ahem* THE ONLY ****INGS THING SNOW IS GOOD FOR IS: BEEiNG ****INGS COLD... DONT YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE (all tho its funny to mash your brothers in the snow) SNOW SUXXXS ITS EVEN HARD WHEN YOU FALL ON IT! IT "HELPS" PEOPLE TO SLIP IN PUBLIC, IT MAKES YOU WET WHEN YOU WALK THE ****INGS STREET, IT IS MAKING THE ROADS SMALLER, IT MAKES THE BUSS EVEN MORE LATE THAN USUAL, YOU CANT WALK UNDER A TREE WITHOUT THE RISK OF GETING SNOW DOWN YOUR NECK...


got more damn you i got 17,5 winters to get hate from

This post has been edited by beru: 02 February 2009 - 06:57 AM

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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#22 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:08 AM

View Postberu, on Feb 2 2009, 05:07 PM, said:

im suprised... there is people that aint mantaly retarded or under the age or 5 that like snow... my faith in humanety have fallen another stepp...


*ahem* THE ONLY ****INGS THING SNOW IS GOOD FOR IS: BEEiNG ****INGS COLD... DONT YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE (all tho its funny to mash your brothers in the snow) SNOW SUXXXS ITS EVEN HARD WHEN YOU FALL ON IT! IT "HELPS" PEOPLE TO SLIP IN PUBLIC, IT MAKES YOU WET WHEN YOU WALK THE ****INGS STREET, IT IS MAKING THE ROADS SMALLER, IT MAKES THE BUSS EVEN MORE LATE THAN USUAL, YOU CANT WALK UNDER A TREE WITHOUT THE RISK OF GETING SNOW DOWN YOUR NECK...


got more damn you i got 17,5 winters to get hate from


Something wrong, beru? :p
Suck it Errant!


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#23 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:09 AM

snow... ha hiihiahaa....
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:35 AM

View PostBoonus, on Feb 1 2009, 09:24 PM, said:

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England?

yes London cant wait for the news on Monday they'll make it sound like Siberia crossed with a nuclear holcaust!!!
:p :p :p


Ah, you were absolutely right.
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1 inch of a snow and the country is falling apart. Did you wax your skis?

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:02 AM

View Postberu, on Feb 2 2009, 07:07 AM, said:

im suprised... there is people that aint mantaly retarded or under the age of 5 that like snow... my faith in humanety have fallen another stepp...


*ahem* THE ONLY ****INGS THING SNOW IS GOOD FOR IS: BEEiNG ****INGS COLD... DONT YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE (all tho its funny to mash your brothers in the snow) SNOW SUXXXS ITS EVEN HARD WHEN YOU FALL ON IT! IT "HELPS" PEOPLE TO SLIP IN PUBLIC, IT MAKES YOU WET WHEN YOU WALK THE ****INGS STREET, IT IS MAKING THE ROADS SMALLER, IT MAKES THE BUSS EVEN MORE LATE THAN USUAL, YOU CANT WALK UNDER A TREE WITHOUT THE RISK OF GETING SNOW DOWN YOUR NECK...


got more damn you i got 17,5 winters to get hate from

Has someone turned on the cuss filter? Fuck? Shit? Cunt?

Edit: Hmh... You're an odd one, beru.

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 02 February 2009 - 10:03 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:18 AM

Yes, in a world of short-tempered, ferocious people, he truly is an oddity.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#27 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:54 AM

thank you all... i felt like removing the fuck so you can put inn your own curse... and brynjar i think im periculary odd you are right
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:05 PM

You guys should stop dumping nuclear waste our way and send us your snow instead.

We want it back damn it! *shakes fist*
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#29 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:06 PM

so where you form i can get you a shipment right away...
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 01:09 PM

Snow's been great here this year.

I generally don't like it but that's cause about 95% of my interaction with snow involves me shoveling my guts out to clear my driveway

On the rare occasion I get to enjoy snow sports though, it's been awesome. The local ski knoll has been getting great dumps and I went for a 4 hour snowshoe through the nearby provincial park this weekend. Got super baked with my sister and her boyfriend and just chilled out in the woods for a bit.

Best part about her boyfriend is that he's got a lot of money and lends me tons of awesome shit all the time, like snowshoes and his old skis...which are like 2 years old but cost like 1500 dollars. Wicked. He's making me a mountain bike for this summer too with old parts....except that him and his buddies are hardcore mountain bikers so even the shitty old parts are going to amount to a nicer bike than I've ever seen.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 02:42 PM

Most snow I've seen in this country for a long old time, 4 or 5 inches - uni got cancelled and I got to spend the morning wandering around town throwing snowballs, building snowmen and slipping on my arse. Good times.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 03:17 PM

Don't like snow. It's cold and wet and cold and slippery and cold. And it's brought the country to a standstill. If there are any future invaders of the UK out there, don't drop bombs, drop buckets of snow on us, we'll soon surrender :p
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 03:41 PM

I love snow.

So much better and refreshing than rain!
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 03:48 PM

wtb snow. haven't had decent snowing here since october :-(
and snow haters, if you hate it so much move to florida
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:58 PM

:Surprise: :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:19 PM

Exactly like in Paris. 2cm of snow and everything goes awry :p .
Sorry for my english ;), I'm french :P

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:50 PM

2 cm is nothing

NOTHING I TELL YOU ALL WE ET LIKE 10... ON 1 FØKKINGS (norwegian word for fucking it sounds better to me) BAD DAY
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:45 PM

I hate snow, hate hate hate hate it. :p I've lived in Canada my whole life (and no, not Vancouver where 2 cms of snow is an event) and I find that as I get older I hate snow even more. My boyfriend is English and he loves it mainly because it's still "new" for him, he hasn't spent 30+ years trying to deal with storm after storm, trying to get to work when there are no buses to be found (I don't drive) and nearly breaking an ankle every time you step outside because the sidewalks haven't been plowed in over a week and you can't walk properly if your life depended on it thanks to the slick snow covered sidewalks of joy. I mean hell, last year roofs were collapsing because there was too much snow! People were killed!

Argh...enough, I think I'm going to rupture something. :p I hate snow. Thus endeth the rant.

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:59 PM

Calm down dear! Its only white powdery stuff :p
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 11:01 PM

My theory remains the same. If you live where it snows regularly, and do not ski or snowmobile, you hate snow. People who live where it doesn't snow very often have no idea how many difficulties it causes.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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