[Grimjust Bearegular]

corv, on 28 February 2013 - 10:01 PM, said:

Miss Savage, on 28 February 2013 - 07:27 PM, said:

Bearmione TROUBLEMAKER Grimger, on 26 February 2013 - 11:18 AM, said:

I wish I could get my book published.

Granted. You go from door to door with your book, until you find a publisher that normally only deals with obscure esoteric stuff but decides to give your book a chance. It goes vastly unnoticed, never makes it to a hardback and your grandpa buys the only copy because he feels sorry for you.


I wish it was already 5pm Friday evening and my boyfriend had arrived and we spend the best ever weekend.

Unfortunately, you did not specify which Friday or which weekend, so now it is your 90th b-day, and this is definitely the best ever weekend, which makes up all the crumby fridays and weekends that came before. Sadly you only have those memories and are suddenly dreadfully old as well. On the plus side, you are retired.

I wish everyone else's car would break down so I could find parking around campus in the mornings.

Granted. But they all break down at entrance to the parking lot and in the streets surrounding campus so you have to park your car 2 miles away.


I wish I was mentally stable.

[worry]

Bearmione TROUBLEMAKER Grimger, on 01 March 2013 - 10:32 AM, said:

Granted. But they all break down at entrance to the parking lot and in the streets surrounding campus so you have to park your car 2 miles away.


I wish I was mentally stable.

Granted. You're now genetically male.

I wish chicks would stop being stuck up b-words and just give nice guys a chance for once and stop playing mind games and grow a sense of humor instead of PMSing all the time.

[Assail]

worrywort, on 01 March 2013 - 11:07 AM, said:

Bearmione TROUBLEMAKER Grimger, on 01 March 2013 - 10:32 AM, said:

Granted. But they all break down at entrance to the parking lot and in the streets surrounding campus so you have to park your car 2 miles away.


I wish I was mentally stable.

Granted. You're now genetically male.

I wish chicks would stop being stuck up b-words and just give nice guys a chance for once and stop playing mind games and grow a sense of humor instead of PMSing all the time.

Granted. You are now homosexual, as this is the only way a woman will act in ways opposite to how you described with you.

I wish I could figure out the issue with my fuel pump on my jeep.

[Baco Xtath]

Assail, on 01 March 2013 - 08:50 PM, said:

I wish I could figure out the issue with my fuel pump on my jeep.

Granted. It's missing. So's your jeep. You're just dreaming while laid out in a coma in a hospital bed and the touchy he-nurse is back to make sure your balls are still the same size as the last hundred times he's checked.

I wish my new puppy would quit pissing all over my house (and in that I would like to stipulate that she cannot now piss all over me or my favorite foods, collections, ...etc. instead.)

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. Your new puppy does none of this. Instead, a pack of rabies-infested Great Danes invade your house, establish choke-points at every entrance/exit and start pissing. With great alacrity. They also have genital herpes.

I wish my undies had pockets.

[Gust Hubb]

Granted, though much like the famed bra pocket, the questionable sanitariness of keys pulled out from your butt crack leads to chronic loneliness and the niggling smell of feces whenever you open your door or drive your car.

I wish carbs had less calories.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

corv, on 02 March 2013 - 01:52 AM, said:

Granted, though much like the famed bra pocket, the questionable sanitariness of keys pulled out from your butt crack leads to chronic loneliness and the niggling smell of feces whenever you open your door or drive your car.

I wish carbs had less calories.

Granted, the carbs of the world now contain 0,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......000000000000000..00001% less calories, but now every 100g of carbs carry a 10% chance of making you pregnant, regardless of gender.

I wish people who go barefoot in the gym would... stop doing that.

[Acorn]

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 03 March 2013 - 08:04 PM, said:

I wish people who go barefoot in the gym would... stop doing that.

Granted, footwear is now required by law in all Gyms world-wide, unfortunately due to this constraint the restrictions on underwear and pants has been relaxed so now they come in without them... And typically without sweat towels.


I wish my fortune cookies would actually give me accurate and positive fortunes!

[Abyss]

Acorn, on 04 March 2013 - 07:22 PM, said:

I wish my fortune cookies would actually give me accurate and positive fortunes!

Granted. Henceforth all your fortune cokies read 'You are alive at least until the end of this sentence.'

I wish i was still on the beach.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

Abyss, on 04 March 2013 - 07:27 PM, said:

Acorn, on 04 March 2013 - 07:22 PM, said:

I wish my fortune cookies would actually give me accurate and positive fortunes!

Granted. Henceforth all your fortune cokies read 'You are alive at least until the end of this sentence.'

I wish i was still on the beach.

Granted, the beach starts following you around wherever you go, making sure that you are forever on the beach, which may or may not prove highly inconvenient at times.

I wish getting a driver's licence wasn't so damned expensive.

[Abyss]

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 04 March 2013 - 08:34 PM, said:

I wish getting a driver's licence wasn't so damned expensive.

Granted. Now any asshat can get one, for free, just by showing up. We blame you.


I wish i hadn't had seconds of that lamb vindaloo.
.

[Gust Hubb]

Abyss, on 04 March 2013 - 09:16 PM, said:

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 04 March 2013 - 08:34 PM, said:

I wish getting a driver's licence wasn't so damned expensive.

Granted. Now any asshat can get one, for free, just by showing up. We blame you.


I wish i hadn't had seconds of that lamb vindaloo.
.

Granted. You just had a really big plate of firsts instead.

I wish Abyss talked about genital herpes more.

[A Demon Llama!]

Granted. That it all you hear when falling asleep. Apt whispering (sensually?) about genital herpes.

I wish my back stopped hurting.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

A Demon Llama!, on 05 March 2013 - 12:56 AM, said:

Granted. That it all you hear when falling asleep. Apt whispering (sensually?) about genital herpes.

I wish my back stopped hurting.

Granted, the pain is transferred to your testicles by getting a severe case of genital herpes.

I wish a hot chick would come to my house each day and deliver unto me the most glorious of backrubs. For free. And no talking. So, in essence, the perfect girlfriend.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 05 March 2013 - 06:46 AM, said:

I wish a hot chick would come to my house each day and deliver unto me the most glorious of backrubs. For free. And no talking. So, in essence, the perfect girlfriend.

Granted. And boy, she is good, you're perfect girlfriend. Turns out she's a great housekeeper, a great lover, a great cook and a great entertainer- in short, she's simply allround greatness. You can't believe your luck - and you know you were right when she runs off with your boss and all you're left with is some great memories, the backache, and the scorching herpes and blazing syphilis that has recently flared up in the forum again (I suspect Abyss brought that back from his "holidays").

I wish I could think of a wish for the next one to corrupt.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

Miss Savage, on 05 March 2013 - 10:16 AM, said:

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 05 March 2013 - 06:46 AM, said:

I wish a hot chick would come to my house each day and deliver unto me the most glorious of backrubs. For free. And no talking. So, in essence, the perfect girlfriend.

Granted. And boy, she is good, you're perfect girlfriend. Turns out she's a great housekeeper, a great lover, a great cook and a great entertainer- in short, she's simply allround greatness. You can't believe your luck - and you know you were right when she runs off with your boss and all you're left with is some great memories, the backache, and the scorching herpes and blazing syphilis that has recently flared up in the forum again (I suspect Abyss brought that back from his "holidays").

I wish I could think of a wish for the next one to corrupt.

Wow, them backrubs came with a lot of baggage. I'll just rub my own back from now on.

Granted, however the wish was so thoroughly and skillfully corrupted that no data of it could be recovered.

I wish I had a pet dragon that didn't try to eat, scorch or in any other way molest me.

This post has been edited by ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle: 05 March 2013 - 04:41 PM

[Abyss]

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 05 March 2013 - 04:40 PM, said:

I wish I had a pet dragon that didn't try to eat, scorch or in any other way molest me.

Granted. Since dragons are predators, but not perverts, it just kills you in a violent and blood manner involving fangs, claws, and tail spikes (but not fire), and then flies away.

I wish that i hadn't been tempted to include a scorching case of syphillis in that corruption.

[Gust Hubb]

Abyss, on 05 March 2013 - 04:48 PM, said:

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 05 March 2013 - 04:40 PM, said:

I wish I had a pet dragon that didn't try to eat, scorch or in any other way molest me.

Granted. Since dragons are predators, but not perverts, it just kills you in a violent and blood manner involving fangs, claws, and tail spikes (but not fire), and then flies away.

I wish that i hadn't been tempted to include a scorching case of syphillis in that corruption.

Granted. You can't seem to get your mind off the scorching case of herpes you are currently experiencing.

I wish Abyss didn't just cross post me (admins should be more considerate with their power )

[Abyss]

corv, on 05 March 2013 - 04:49 PM, said:

I wish Abyss didn't just cross post me (admins should be more considerate with their power )

Granted. I considerately deleted your post, thus eliminating the cross post.

I wish this game gave me more such opportunities to use my adminpowers for the greater good of all.

[Gust Hubb]

Abyss, on 05 March 2013 - 05:38 PM, said:

corv, on 05 March 2013 - 04:49 PM, said:

I wish Abyss didn't just cross post me (admins should be more considerate with their power )

Granted. I considerately deleted your post, thus eliminating the cross post.

I wish this game gave me more such opportunities to use my adminpowers for the greater good of all.

Well played good sir, well played