[Abyss]

Icarium Kalam, on 29 May 2012 - 10:55 PM, said:

I wish I could stop worrying about money.

Granted. The scorching case of syphillis is far more distracting.

I wish i hadn't just found this .

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 30 May 2012 - 05:35 AM, said:

I wish i hadn't just found this .

Granted. And because I'm in a good mood, it's been erased from your memory and made space for something very enjoyable. No small print.

I wish I get finally over my reader's block and can pick up Dust of Dreams and finish the series. But I can't. I cannot pick up the book and read it. I forget how to pick up books, not to mention I forget I know how to read when I get close to that book. And I enter some sort of stasis too. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 21 June 2012 - 03:24 PM, said:

I wish I get finally over my reader's block and can pick up Dust of Dreams and finish the series. But I can't. I cannot pick up the book and read it. I forget how to pick up books, not to mention I forget I know how to read when I get close to that book. And I enter some sort of stasis too. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Done. But once you're finished the series your life is cold and empty and meaningless.

I wish there were an effective, realistic and workable way for well-meaning nations to intervene in Syria.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 21 June 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

I wish there were an effective, realistic and workable way for well-meaning nations to intervene in Syria.

Granted. Because the wish for peace is a selfless wish you get another one for free.

I wish the British summer was 40dC in the shadow and dry.

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 21 June 2012 - 07:13 PM, said:

I wish the British summer was 40dC in the shadow and dry.

Granted. But only in the one shadow.

I wish i could stop procrastinating, finish what i must and get out of the office.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but the office calls you back in as your expertise is required.

I wish that I had more time to watch movies...

[Ukjent]

You will have all the time you need, but you can only watch one movie.

I wish that I didn't need to learn C/C++.

[Gust Hubb]

Granted. In a tragic accident you not only lose your capability to speak, but both hands and all your toes. No need to interface with computers anymore!

I wish could have 1 month where I needed no sleep and was in perfect mental and physical health despite this temporary insomnia.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted! But during your sleep your house/apartment is invaded by mome raths.

I wish that I could get laser eye surgery.

[Azathmaster]

Granted. The laser burns your eyes rendering you blind.

I wish it wasn't raining

[Baco Xtath]

Granted, it's pouring.

I wish I could lose 30 lbs without having to work out or by being dismembered.

[Abyss]

Baco Xtath, on 05 September 2012 - 11:34 PM, said:

I wish I could lose 30 lbs without having to work out or by being dismembered.

Granted. Decapitation is a whole other thing.

I wish i had some awesome fish tacos.

[Obdigore]

Abyss, on 06 September 2012 - 04:32 AM, said:

Baco Xtath, on 05 September 2012 - 11:34 PM, said:

I wish I could lose 30 lbs without having to work out or by being dismembered.

Granted. Decapitation is a whole other thing.

I wish i had some awesome fish tacos.

You receive awesome fish tacos. Unfortunantally the wait staff at the taco place holds a gun to your head and forces you to service the entire staff with your mouth before you can eat the tacos.

I wish I had a new car.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Obdigore, on 06 September 2012 - 05:09 AM, said:

I wish I had a new car.

Granted.
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of this car: http://walyou.com/worlds-tiniest-car/

I wish that damned thing would just simply work, right now.

[Dolmen 2.0]

Miss Savage, on 06 September 2012 - 09:36 AM, said:

Obdigore, on 06 September 2012 - 05:09 AM, said:

I wish I had a new car.

Granted.
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of this car: http://walyou.com/worlds-tiniest-car/

I wish that damned thing would just simply work, right now.

Granted that damned thing just simply worked. It worked pretty well actually. So well you and the thing are easily famous, sadly as it was a thing attributing fame for thing related tasks it had an inevitable existential crisis and moved to Tibet to better understand thinghood. leaving you thing-less. my condolences.

I wish I was Ryu so I could throw Hadou-kens at my brother.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but he is God and atomises you with a derisively raised eyebrow.

I wish I was doing something this Saturday!

[QuickTidal]

Granted you are now going to the dentist on Saturday and chasing that visit with a kick in the pills VIA an old lady at a bus stop who called you a masher. It's not her fault, you were the one who hit on her. Enjoy!

I wish I was eating perfectly good, non-rotten, tasty, reasonably priced, no altered ingredients, no diseases attached, no stomach churning or diarrhea-inducing effects... Chipotle Burrito right now.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 06 September 2012 - 03:05 PM

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 06 September 2012 - 03:05 PM, said:

I wish I was eating perfectly good, non-rotten, tasty, reasonably priced, no altered ingredients, no diseases attached, no stomach churning or diarrhea-inducing effects... Chipotle Burrito right now.

Granted. Except that it's only granted in the context of this silly text-only internet game thing thus leaving you burritoless and hdeously frustrated in any sense of reality that matters. Sucks to be you.

I wish it was Friday in my current time zone.

[Coco with marshmallows]

Abyss, on 06 September 2012 - 09:31 PM, said:

Granted. Except that it's only granted in the context of this silly text-only internet game thing thus leaving you burritoless and hdeously frustrated in any sense of reality that matters. Sucks to be you.

I wish it was Friday in my current time zone.

Granted.

However, due to a quirk in the time space continuum
[caused by the time travelling machinery used to move you only being moderately effective]
(since scientific progress only goes "boink!" after all )

It is Friday morning, 6 am, you've had no sleep and you're due in work in two hours.

I wish I had a decent idea of where to go for a holiday.

This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 06 September 2012 - 11:04 PM

[Abyss]

Cocoreturns, on 06 September 2012 - 11:04 PM, said:

I wish I had a decent idea of where to go for a holiday.

Granted, but since you decided to settle for a decent idea rather than an awesome idea, enjoy you vacation to scenic Thule, Greenland.

I wish Elvis was alive. And not in a scratching at the inside of his coffin way.