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#1 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:27 PM

Hi peeps! I recently got suspended from the boards for a whole 5 English days. It was scary stuff let me tell you and I missed the usual phoenix in shenanigans immensely and a lot :p . I also missed my virtual friends, you know who you are!

I got suspended for my views on the whole Gaza conflict and what I really think about the Israelis and their defense force. I was pretty vehement and broke the strict code of conduct rules on the discussion forums and the inquisition decided to suspend me, which is their right and I harbor no resentment, but neither do I have any regrets about what I said. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is and damn the consequences....

Anyway...I'm back, YAY! And I wanted to share some of the ways I kept myself amused :p

Facebook - I reached out and am a better man for it.

Writing - I did some and should have done some more :)

Work - I threw myself at my job and did very very well this week.

Fingers - I chewed them off through frustration and am now typing with stumps (kidding)

Family - I actually have one, much to my surprise :p

Forums - Did not touch any other forum cos it might have made me cry.

That's pretty much it apart from the usual stuff like planning my eventual rise to ruler of the not so free world and plotting ways and means to destroy my enemies...

Right, so I'm back, until the next time I get emotional about some other thing...

Carry on!

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:36 PM

Are you sure that you actually survived?

Can you prove that it is you?

We have been talking about you in the Pub though. We merely thought that you were enjoying a certain shirt, and had no time.
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#3 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:42 PM

I can't actually prove its me, except to say that the pink shirt has not yet arrived and I am still a playa. I'm still in second place in the next word and I am part of the nightshift and IANDMAITTTIS
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:46 PM

Ok you're good. Welcome back.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 07:00 PM

:)
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 12:07 AM

Who are you again?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 12:12 AM

Dude! come on! the tin head, laughs at all your jokes...okay some of your jokes...a few...

still nothing?
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 12:13 AM

ZOMBIE FROOK!!!
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 12:14 AM

Nope! I'm alive! Honest!
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 12:43 AM

The dead walk the earth! Its a sign of the end times!
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:02 AM

*sighs*
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:07 AM

See!!! He moans in hunger for BRAINZZZ!!!
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:09 AM

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:10 AM

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:11 AM

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:11 AM

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:12 AM

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:14 AM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING SNARF

I'M GOING TO NAIL HIS FEET TO THE BLASTED SAMOFLAN
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:14 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....



View PostRodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....



View PostRodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...



View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....


I bet I could get 100 concussions.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:16 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 31 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....



View PostRodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....



View PostRodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...



View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....


I bet I could get 100 concussions.

I bet I could concus a 100 bets.
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