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Tips and tricks to survive without malazanempire a survival guide

#21 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:23 AM

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 31 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...

Illuyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....

I bet I could get 100 concussions.

I bet I could concus a 100 bets.

I best I cud cuscus a 1000 breasts.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#22 Lisheo

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:25 AM

Illuyankas, on Jan 31 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 31 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...

Illuyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....

I bet I could get 100 concussions.

I bet I could concus a 100 bets.

I best I cud cuscus a 1000 breasts.

I want a 10000 breast-caused concussion best.

“People have wanted to narrate since first we banged rocks together & wondered about fire. There’ll be tellings as long as there are any of us here, until the stars disappear one by one like turned-out lights.”
- China Mieville

#23 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:45 AM

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:25 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jan 31 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 31 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...

Illuyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....

I bet I could get 100 concussions.

I bet I could concus a 100 bets.

I best I cud cuscus a 1000 breasts.

I want a 10000 breast-caused concussion best.

I bet i could concuss a 10000 breast-cased concussion best.

wait, what?

meh. Link was dead :(

#24 frookenhauer

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:35 AM

Cocoreturns, on Jan 31 2009, 01:45 AM, said:

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:25 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jan 31 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 31 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...

Illuyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....

I bet I could get 100 concussions.

I bet I could concus a 100 bets.

I best I cud cuscus a 1000 breasts.

I want a 10000 breast-caused concussion best.

I bet i could concuss a 10000 breast-cased concussion best.

wait, what?

I bet I could concuss a breast fed couscous best.

souls are for wimps

#25 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:40 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jan 31 2009, 02:35 AM, said:

Cocoreturns, on Jan 31 2009, 01:45 AM, said:

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:25 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jan 31 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

Lisheo, on Jan 31 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 31 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Get a concussion. Then keep repeating the same task over and over because you keep forgetting....

RodeoRanch, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Get a concussion....wait...ooo...

Illuyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 08:11 PM, said:

Fet a goncussion. Chen teep kepeating rhe tame sask tover tand tover tecause bou yeep korgetting....

I bet I could get 100 concussions.

I bet I could concus a 100 bets.

I best I cud cuscus a 1000 breasts.

I want a 10000 breast-caused concussion best.

I bet i could concuss a 10000 breast-cased concussion best.

wait, what?

I bet I could concuss a breast fed couscous best.

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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 31 January 2009 - 02:41 AM

#26 frookenhauer

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:42 AM

(: !dik yzarc eno era uoY

souls are for wimps

#27 bubba

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Kill all the golfers...

Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:31 AM

Sweet mother of pearl!!!! I almost have 100 regrets for posting the 100 push up thing....

#28 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:32 AM

Bubba, on Jan 30 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Sweet mother of pearl!!!! I almost have 100 regrets for posting the 100 push up thing....

DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT!

It's beautiful.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#29 amphibian

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 05:12 AM

Sweet gorilla of Manila, it's a quote war.

The only way I get banned from this place is if a 9/11 truther pops up or if someone stars a Dan Dickau fan thread.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#30 Silencer

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Computer Game Design.
Programming.

Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:02 AM

Personally, I think frookie needs some more time off. Wanna know why?

quote name='Frookenhauer ' date='Jan 31 2009, 07:27 AM' post='510989']
Hi peeps! I recently got suspended from the boards for a whole 5 English days. It was scary stuff let me tell you and I missed the usual phoenix in shenanigans immensely and a lot

. I also missed my virtual friends, you know who you are![/quote]

You mispelled the Phoenix Inn's name? How could you?

***

Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#31 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:06 AM

Spelling is for Pedantic Bears. I prefer to talk jibber-jabber.

#32 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:50 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jan 31 2009, 05:27 AM, said:

Hi peeps! I recently got suspended from the boards for a whole 5 English days. It was scary stuff let me tell you and I missed the usual phoenix in shenanigans immensely and a lot

. I also missed my virtual friends, you know who you are!

I got suspended for my views on the whole Gaza conflict and what I really think about the Israelis and their defense force. I was pretty vehement and broke the strict code of conduct rules on the discussion forums and the inquisition decided to suspend me, which is their right and I harbor no resentment, but neither do I have any regrets about what I said. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is and damn the consequences....

Anyway...I'm back, YAY! And I wanted to share some of the ways I kept myself amused

Facebook - I reached out and am a better man for it.

Writing - I did some and should have done some more

Work - I threw myself at my job and did very very well this week.

Fingers - I chewed them off through frustration and am now typing with stumps (kidding)

Family - I actually have one, much to my surprise

Forums - Did not touch any other forum cos it might have made me cry.

That's pretty much it apart from the usual stuff like planning my eventual rise to ruler of the not so free world and plotting ways and means to destroy my enemies...

Right, so I'm back, until the next time I get emotional about some other thing...

Carry on!

Welcome back, dear Frook! Hope your roflcopter was destroyed in the interim!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#33 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:59 AM

Bubba, on Jan 31 2009, 03:31 AM, said:

Sweet mother of pearl!!!! I almost have 100 regrets for posting the 100 push up thing....

i bet i could have 100 regrets.....

meh. Link was dead :(

#34 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 08:16 AM

Well, I certainly feel sorry for anyone who would regret 100 things, but take it from this old suicide victim, I've spent my entire life regretting things, and a program like this can do more harm than good.

#35 frookenhauer

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:21 PM

That is brilliant Hoosier. I'm staking a claim for that as my secondary sig! JEEEENEEEUS!

BTW AIJ My ROFLCOPTER Is Alive And Well And Is Hungry For its Next Meal Of Roflbanshee. I think that this time it will want to marinade it in some BBQ sauce for a while instead of just roastingg it...What do you think?

Did I spell phoenix inn wrong?!? Damn! I bet I could eat a 100 phoenix inns

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 31 January 2009 - 03:22 PM

souls are for wimps

#36 Stalker

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:01 PM

The joke doesn't get old. I'm glad whoever posted it did.

#37 frookenhauer

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:35 PM

Bubba has staked his claim to this particular brilliance

Edit: I give up my rights to use hoosiers suicide victim comment, its just not sexy enough...

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 31 January 2009 - 06:42 PM

souls are for wimps