[Thelomen Toblerone]

That Little Engine found he could scream his lungs out when I fucked his funnel raw.

Oh God Im mentally deficient, to imagine sex with a train.

[Illuyankas]

Stop derailing the thread Toby, it'll run out of steam.

Also BLASTED COLONIALS THINKING ENGLISH FOOD SUCKS

YOU'RE THE EQUIVALENT OF A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOY LAUGHING AT HIS BETTERS FOR DRINKING QUALITY BEER WHILE HE THROWS AN ALCOPOP DOWN HIS THROAT

[HoosierDaddy]

Oh yeah, well you sound funny. Someone throw me a Smirnoff Ice please.

[frookenhauer]

There is nothing wrong with alcopop. If I want to get pissed on fruit juices, I should be allowed.

[Illuyankas]

Well, when you drink alcopops you get fruity on piss.

[frookenhauer]

Huh?

[stone monkey]

Bent, on Jan 24 2009, 03:27 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Jan 23 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

Bent - I meant the other foreigners I work with. But come to think of it, you Americans ARE all dirty foreigners too. I'm taking this country back for the crown and we'll civilise you with proper bread and cheese and force you to spell properly!

You remember the last time you guys came over and tried to change thing right? Didn't work out so well huh? Here have some tea!

iirc the last time was the War of 1812 which involved the Brits, despite being busy on the other side of the world with Napoleon Bonaparte, still managing to invade the US, burn Washington to the ground and then go home because they'd run out of food waiting for the Yanks to come out and fight...

But I digress. 1812 was officially a draw...

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 24 January 2009 - 07:56 PM

[Terez]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jan 24 2009, 01:17 PM, said:

That Little Engine found he could scream his lungs out when I fucked his funnel raw.

Oh God Im mentally deficient, to imagine sex with a train.

Have you by chance read Wizard and Glass?

[frookenhauer]

Nobody would want to fuck with that particular train...

i've had an idea...

[stone monkey]

I hope it's not the same idea as I've just had...'Cause that's just fuckin' wrong!

[Shinrei]

I will happily (and with fond memories) admit that Britain has a wide variety of outstanding beers. They have to, to help them forget how bad their food is.

I also think that American chocolate is a major failure compared to european (and s. american!) chocolates. I can't say I was impressed with UK stuff though. I much prefer continental stuff.


And for the record, I think the ready salted vs. the salt packet is a great idea, but how do you keep 90% of the salt from falling off already crisp....crisps?

[frookenhauer]

No not that one , I had another one immediately after that one, which, you are right was simply not worth uttering

[Obdigore]

Illuyankas, on Jan 24 2009, 01:46 PM, said:

Stop derailing the thread Toby, it'll run out of steam.

Also BLASTED COLONIALS THINKING ENGLISH FOOD SUCKS

YOU'RE THE EQUIVALENT OF A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOY LAUGHING AT HIS BETTERS FOR DRINKING QUALITY BEER WHILE HE THROWS AN ALCOPOP DOWN HIS THROAT

Illy we have been over this. You orgasmed last time I explained 'Popeyes' to you.

[Illuyankas]

Popeyes does indeed sound fucking delicious, but I will defend my homeland of Englandshire's food against allcomers.

[Terez]

Dude, Kentucky is in the US too. Hate to tell you and all.

We have Popeye's, and Church's, and Cajun's. All 3 are better than KFC.

[Sparkimus]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jan 24 2009, 08:46 AM, said:

It's because you can also get crisps that are not salted but come with little blue bags of slat inside, which you can use to apply salt to the desired level. Thus the need to say ready slated, as they're pre-slated and do not come with the option for less salt.

That's the dumbest, most ricockulous thing I've ever heard. Who wants to salt their own fucking chips? You Brits are strange.

[Mezla PigDog]

Terez, on Jan 23 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

I am actually jealous of you being able to hang out in NYC on weekends. Must be nice. I'd love to live in a place where I'm surrounded by hordes of people, none of whom are interested in having a conversation with me. I love going to public places to read, and kind of drawing from the social energy of the hubbub. It all gets ruined if someone tries to get in my bubble, though.

Believe me, it isn't nearly as anonymous as you might think. American's seem to love talking to strangers more than any other race in the world. Today a woman struck up a conversation with my about my coat, a man decided to discuss my sandwich and another started a conversation about low flying pigeons after one nearly took my head off. I had a good day though! Checked out the Frick Collection, went to a deli in the Upper East side and got some real food, looked at the spot where Lennon was shot, wandered in Central Park, stopped for a million coffee's and then went to see The Wrestler. Now I is tired.

After galleries in London, Rome, Amsterdam, DC, and NYC, I reckon I have seen virtually every major painting in European history except the Mona Lisa now! It's amazing how those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles found the time to be such prolific painters and fight Krangs minions.

[Illuyankas]

To be fair, Bebop and Rocksteady were pretty useless.

[Terez]

Mezla PigDog, on Jan 24 2009, 09:36 PM, said:

Believe me, it isn't nearly as anonymous as you might think. American's seem to love talking to strangers more than any other race in the world.

hehe, I have heard that northerners are rude and don't talk to strangers.

[frookenhauer]

I've read somewhere that people in big cities tend to not talk to strangers, something to do with having to cope with being surrounded by too many people, a defense mechanism possibly.