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Bloody foreigners Can I go home now?

#21 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:34 AM

View PostBubba, on Jan 23 2009, 05:33 PM, said:

Your in Jersey.......nuff said



.....and we love you southerners so much we sent you all our Old people.....have fun(40 in a 65mph zone)


This was a dig at me, I work in a retirement community where a bunch of rich ass old retired yankee bastards live in their million dollar homes, and I have to fucking drive behind them, and the fuckers think they own the damn road. But I am not bitter.

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:56 AM

I go to NYC every weekend and fill my stomach and my mind with all sorts of stuff, but the week nights are just killing me.

@ Shin - Basic foodstuffs here are all over salted or sugared. I want real cheese and I want bread that doesn't taste sweet! You are all philistines!!!!

I think I just had a bad week. I like travelling but only for a couple of weeks at a time. It's good to go somewhere, pick the best bits and then go home :p

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:00 AM

Go to a bakery and avoid grocery store bread!

And "basic foodstuffs" to me means raw meats, vegetables, fruits, flour, cooking oil etc etc. Those things are neither salted or sugared to my knowledge.....

I am a cheese lover. What cheeses do you like?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:02 AM

View PostShinrei no Shintai, on Jan 23 2009, 10:00 PM, said:

I am a cheese lover. What cheeses do you like?


All of them that aren't American.

*is being deliberately awkward*
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:02 AM

I also find it funny that you go into another country and call us the foreigner! LOL!
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:07 AM

Find a "Whole Foods" and they usually have a great cheese selection from all over the world. There are some great US cheeses, but they are not usually mass produced for grocery stores - you gotta find a specialty shop. I know that it is different from british cheddar, but most wisconsin cheddars are outstanding if you can find anything aged beyond 3 years (again, not mass produced).
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:15 AM

Shin, goddamnit! You are ruining my hissy fit with all this practical advice!

I will go real food hunting in NYC tomorrow.

Bent - I meant the other foreigners I work with. But come to think of it, you Americans ARE all dirty foreigners too. I'm taking this country back for the crown and we'll civilise you with proper bread and cheese and force you to spell properly!

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:21 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Jan 23 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

Bent - I meant the other foreigners I work with. But come to think of it, you Americans ARE all dirty foreigners too. I'm taking this country back for the crown and we'll civilise you with proper bread and cheese and force you to spell properly!


But you can't take back [our] Imperial System of measurement!!! That will always be uniquely American and there's nothing you can do to take it away from [us]!!!

(pre-noms in [] because I'm not american)


(the joke being that the U.S. is one of like 3 countries that still use Imperial, and they're often proud of it and think it's very american, but of course it comes from britain)

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:24 AM

Actually, I think it comes down to the fact that we just say STFU with your metric system, we are going to use this one. You know, all stubborn like.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:27 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Jan 23 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

Bent - I meant the other foreigners I work with. But come to think of it, you Americans ARE all dirty foreigners too. I'm taking this country back for the crown and we'll civilise you with proper bread and cheese and force you to spell properly!


You remember the last time you guys came over and tried to change thing right? Didn't work out so well huh? Here have some tea!
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:28 AM

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:29 AM

Actually, Bent... they kinda burnt down the white house and lots of Washington D.C.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:30 AM

LETS DO IT!!!!

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:30 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 10:29 PM, said:

Actually, Bent... they kinda burnt down the white house and lots of Washington D.C.



And that would be bad ...why?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:30 AM



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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:31 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 10:29 PM, said:

Actually, Bent... they kinda burnt down the white house and lots of Washington D.C.



Would that kind of thing get me arrested out here?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:31 AM

Oh. So now this has just become a royal rumble then? Everybody's on their own?

Arson is frowned upon... however, seeing as how you are foreign they'd probably go straight for the terrorist stuff.

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:32 AM

why not, combine the revolutionary war with the Civil war!!
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:33 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Oh. So now this has just become a royal rumble then? Everybody's on their own?

Arson is frowned upon... however, seeing as how you are foreign they'd probably go straight for the terrorist stuff.


But since Obama is closing Gitmo, you'll be fine
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:36 AM



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