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#321 frookenhauer

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:08 AM

Terez is the new Antichrist...

souls are for wimps

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:08 AM

Lets blame her!

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:08 AM

Who was the old one?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:09 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jan 30 2009, 09:08 PM, said:

Terez is the new Antichrist...

hehe, I really wish you had been around for my abduction of the HAWT thread.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:13 AM

She can't be the anti-Christ... there are only 2 sixes in her stats. Plus, I only see 2 heads, and aren't here supposed to be more than that?

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:26 AM

Well, to be perfectly honest yaoi is incredibly tame compared to some of the stuff out there. I can say hands down that no one else on the forum has seen worse porn than I have. No Apt, no you haven't, not yet. Understand that I am not proud of this fact (well, not that much, my tolerance for horror is WAY up), but all the complaints about a mere two blokes kissing is hilarious. They

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Consider yourselves lucky.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:30 AM

And, I'll say it for probably the 20th time. Anime is just fucking weird.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:45 AM

Illuyankas, on Jan 30 2009, 09:26 PM, said:

all the complaints about a mere two blokes kissing is hilarious. They

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Illy said:

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Illy said:

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Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:47 AM

Wow, I bet that's the first case of a third

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...I feel dirty.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:58 AM

You should...that was one of the worst puns ever...

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:59 AM

Bloody hell Illy! You've really been out there on the edge, haven't you?

To be fair to him and his, no doubt, now diseased mind; there is some truly gruesome shit out there. The tentacle porn stuff or the yaoi is nothing compared to what some people pour out of their heads and onto paper...or t'internet.

And on that happy thought and as it's four in the morning on This Sceptred Isle, I shall leave you all.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:06 AM

I like to challenge myself. Except I am terrible at judging the moments where my brains will dribble out my ears and stopping before that. You may have noticed.

On the plus side, I have a [insert verb here] sense of humour.

#333 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:54 AM

How about "footling"?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:02 AM

I vote we move to declare this thread and everyone in it Epic Win.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:33 AM

I finished everything by that one author - at least, in that particular category. This particular author also had a thing for Vegeta and Gohan, which to me is just meh. It's like Rand and Mat under the bushes - cute, but not supported by the plot of the canon.

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The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#336 Terez

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:44 AM

Due to Apt's post causing me to experience brain-shattering humor via sheer irony by sentence 0.5, I just now caught this:

Aptorian, on Jan 30 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

...also Vegeta is hot.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#337 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:45 AM

Apt, I-I never knew.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:45 AM

God. That is horrific writing. This is reminiscent of bad Potter fan fiction.

Random aside: evidently "sneer!" is a favorite of fanficers throughout the world.

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