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Terez's Thread of Strange Things. Beware!
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 01:01 AM
"ZZZT"
I'm planning one day to have the entire screen of the phoenix filled with my posts and take a screenshot, but all you eejits keep fouling up my plan
I'm planning one day to have the entire screen of the phoenix filled with my posts and take a screenshot, but all you eejits keep fouling up my plan
souls are for wimps
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Terez
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:29 AM
Does anyone think maybe the woman was faking ignorance? Her interviewer seemed to recognize the hilarity immediately, at least.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:47 AM
Doesn't take much, does it?
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:49 AM
No, dear. Just making an observation.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:52 AM
I have a towel, if you need it?
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:53 AM
We don't know where that towel has been.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 03:00 AM
Let's just say that donkey is one happy camper now. And his tent is nice too.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:57 AM
it's FISTING TIME!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 12:07 PM
Cold Iron, on Jan 23 2009, 12:48 PM, said:
Terez, on Jan 23 2009, 01:47 PM, said:
Doesn't take much, does it? 
Got a pulse?
Typos abound tonight! Good thing I'm here to fix'em.
Cheers,
La Sombra, should charge by the (key)stroke
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 01:55 PM
Yeah, that's why I posted that pic.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:00 PM
FIST OF THE OBAMAS... a twelve issue extremley graphic novel, coming soon from Marvel Comics.
- Abyss, wants Warren Ellis to write the dialogue...
- Abyss, wants Warren Ellis to write the dialogue...
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:24 AM
Seems as though the new Prez is bustin' out, y'all, and if you bitches can't dig that, then get outta my cabbage patch man.
I move to cease calling him the President and change his title to High Fist.
I move to cease calling him the President and change his title to High Fist.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:27 AM
Blirrrrrrrp. Data port found. Identified as Frook-Dell Computer. Handshake procedure initialised. Exchange proper counterresponse. What's up, Frook?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 04:58 PM
Do you have updog installed yet?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 07:11 PM
What's updog?
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 07:30 PM
RESPECT KNUCKLES
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
