ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage
#61
Posted 18 January 2009 - 09:07 PM
Umm, i've got a submission ready, that comes to 1059 words.
Is the 1000 word limit very strict, or can I submit?
Nvm, got it down to within the limit.
Is the 1000 word limit very strict, or can I submit?
Nvm, got it down to within the limit.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#62
Posted 19 January 2009 - 06:27 PM
i must read the rules again, but possibly have time to enter this latest run of sillyness.
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#63
Posted 19 January 2009 - 10:10 PM
Ooooooh, Temp's gone and deceived us... or maybe just me. I was definitely expecting Luke to be his character for the first 90% of his post, rather than Ariel. Good on ya Temp!
#64
Posted 19 January 2009 - 10:54 PM
Well, I'm glad we've got a female character amidst the sausage fest that is our line-up!
I was going for a cliche steampunk female dagger throwing (or actually telekinetically moving) assassin before I dug up Trouble out of an old storydraft... mainly because I wanted something that can take a hell of a beating and allow opponents to shine.
I was going for a cliche steampunk female dagger throwing (or actually telekinetically moving) assassin before I dug up Trouble out of an old storydraft... mainly because I wanted something that can take a hell of a beating and allow opponents to shine.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#65
Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:22 PM
I really dont know how Im seriously supposed to battle my juggernaught against Ben or the coach of the mighty ducks. seriously?
#66
Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:24 PM
Well I think Ben can stay up for the fight. The mighty ducks guy I really doubt it.
Adept of Team Quick Ben
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
#67
Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:36 PM
Ofc you can fight them with a juggernaught.
I mean, move guy's bound to have some special effects up his sleeve, old film props, w/e. And he's getting a training montage . I call god-modding
And ben, well, he's vicious .
I mean, move guy's bound to have some special effects up his sleeve, old film props, w/e. And he's getting a training montage . I call god-modding
And ben, well, he's vicious .
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#68
Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:57 PM
indeed i am
posted my intro int he proper place and added the final touches getting hammered in work and the weather is shit which is causing us some problems so catch you guys later.
posted my intro int he proper place and added the final touches getting hammered in work and the weather is shit which is causing us some problems so catch you guys later.
#70
Posted 21 January 2009 - 12:48 AM
Adjudicator, on Jan 20 2009, 06:52 PM, said:
Kessobahn's post deleted
Kessobahn should be mindfull to stay on his own side of the fucking fence.
You made me a cannibal, did you? Weeeeeeeell, I'll just have to take things up a notch or two then
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#71
Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:25 AM
i made you morgoth lord of the fucking underworld, you made me a leprecaun yu c***
not my fault the devil got a job in a book store and enjoys the pleasure of human flesh once in a while
not my fault the devil got a job in a book store and enjoys the pleasure of human flesh once in a while
#72
Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:03 AM
Ah, good stuff.
And yes, Kessobahn should go fuck himself.
Or whatever you were saying.
And yes, Kessobahn should go fuck himself.
Or whatever you were saying.
Don't fuck with the Culture.
#73
Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:05 AM
Yellow, on Jan 18 2009, 11:50 AM, said:
So, from reading the old game... what exactly are the rules? Two posts each, in turn, or what? When is the round/bout over?
Also, would still like an answer to this, anyone? Not played this game before. How do we decide which of the two has won?
This post has been edited by Yellow: 24 January 2009 - 12:06 AM
Don't fuck with the Culture.
#74
Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:28 AM
I think the judges decide and inform us...
#75
Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:14 AM
how we did it before was that both players wrote two posts, following up on the previous. So player A posts, B follows up, then A, and then B.. Then there's a vote. Generally we've done it so that all participants get to vote but I dunno what the plan was this time around.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#76
Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:23 AM
bah, I just looked at the former death match thread.. It is not to be denied that I was a lot better at writing just a year or two ago. *sigh* Still, it was a great fun. I hope we beat the somewhat unfortunate track records of the games this time around
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#77
Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:38 AM
This is going to be a totally different type of match. There's more silliness where there wasn't really any before. I'm not sure how I'm going to cope.....
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#78
Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:28 PM
Shinrei no Shintai, on Jan 24 2009, 12:38 PM, said:
This is going to be a totally different type of match. There's more silliness where there wasn't really any before. I'm not sure how I'm going to cope.....
I was definitly not placed in this world to tell jokes.. so that makes two of us
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#79
Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:08 PM
and welcome, alt
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#80
Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:49 PM
great start nicely done guys everyones entry is pretty sweet
basic setup for matches.
The players are selected depending on the intros and set up against each other, most well recieved is given a bye if odd numbered contestants. The actual competition each player gets a vote and the player with the most votes goes through. Scoring begins after the final post. Players can decide who goes first, or if needed the judges qill make a decision. the three judges are required to make a final decision if the votes are tied.
judges
Mezla
Shin
Drinks
There will be time limits set on the actual matches, and word limit though not strictky enforced will be tightly monitored for repeat offences. Once all intro's are completed the competition will begin, or if we are still wiaitng, first match will begin soon after the tenth once every nominates a favourite intro.
basic setup for matches.
The players are selected depending on the intros and set up against each other, most well recieved is given a bye if odd numbered contestants. The actual competition each player gets a vote and the player with the most votes goes through. Scoring begins after the final post. Players can decide who goes first, or if needed the judges qill make a decision. the three judges are required to make a final decision if the votes are tied.
judges
Mezla
Shin
Drinks
There will be time limits set on the actual matches, and word limit though not strictky enforced will be tightly monitored for repeat offences. Once all intro's are completed the competition will begin, or if we are still wiaitng, first match will begin soon after the tenth once every nominates a favourite intro.