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ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage

#41 Cause

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:11 PM

Play as yourself shin a 'my japan' expat samurai warrior.

#42 Tapper

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 10:49 PM

drinksinbars, on Jan 17 2009, 05:54 PM, said:

shin - hehe i am seriosu :harhar:

Meh, I may have to shelve my plans for a telekinetic assassin then

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#43 drinksinbars

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 11:34 PM

hey martin has a dangerous sense of humour, is a bad drunk, and moonlights as lord of the underworld :harhar:

#44 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 04:21 AM

lol!! Just read Yellows entry. Pissed myself laughing! The Mighty Ducks bit really had me creased :harhar:

Classic work, sir! If he doesn't use his Breakfast Club dance against an opponent at some stage, I shall be terribly disappointed.

I have half a mind to set Judge Reinhold against him.......

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#45 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 04:40 AM

Damn it, I can't use Alan Moore, he'd be too overpowered.

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#46 alt146

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:40 AM

Illuyankas, on Jan 18 2009, 06:40 AM, said:

Damn it, I can't use Alan Moore, he'd be too overpowered.

I thought the whole point was to make your character ridiculously overpowered. Or am I missing the plot completely?

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#47 Yellow

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 10:41 AM

Now I have to watch all of Emilio Estévez's films so I can come up with something relevant. It seemed a good idea at the time.

Don't fuck with the Culture.

#48 Morgoth

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:37 AM

alt146, on Jan 18 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jan 18 2009, 06:40 AM, said:

Damn it, I can't use Alan Moore, he'd be too overpowered.

I thought the whole point was to make your character ridiculously overpowered. Or am I missing the plot completely?

God modding is not considered entirely fair. Mal is still complaining about how, when I beat him in the finals, my character had ascended to god hood and taken over the entire country :harhar:

.. My character will show you just how tough an irish man can be, though Morgoth's admin powers -which sounds almost like god modding to me - will be hard to beat

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#49 Grief

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:45 AM

I think i've lost...

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#50 Yellow

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:50 AM

So, from reading the old game... what exactly are the rules? Two posts each, in turn, or what? When is the round/bout over?

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#51 Tapper

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:03 PM

Damn. Faulty research in my submission... it should be Port Meirion porcelain instead of Port Marion. Oh well :harhar:

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#52 Grief

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:04 PM

Damn, I got to about half way, and was so hoping it would be influenza :harhar:

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#53 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:43 PM

Is there space foranothe player e.g:me
*please,please,please*

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#54 alt146

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:50 PM

Morgoth, on Jan 18 2009, 01:37 PM, said:

alt146, on Jan 18 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jan 18 2009, 06:40 AM, said:

Damn it, I can't use Alan Moore, he'd be too overpowered.

I thought the whole point was to make your character ridiculously overpowered. Or am I missing the plot completely?

God modding is not considered entirely fair. Mal is still complaining about how, when I beat him in the finals, my character had ascended to god hood and taken over the entire country

.. My character will show you just how tough an irish man can be, though Morgoth's admin powers -which sounds almost like god modding to me - will be hard to beat

Guess I'll have to tone down my entrant a little then. Although Tapper has a pedestrian of the apocalypse, so maybe not by too much :harhar:

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#55 Tapper

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:58 PM

alt146, on Jan 18 2009, 01:50 PM, said:

Morgoth, on Jan 18 2009, 01:37 PM, said:

alt146, on Jan 18 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jan 18 2009, 06:40 AM, said:

Damn it, I can't use Alan Moore, he'd be too overpowered.

I thought the whole point was to make your character ridiculously overpowered. Or am I missing the plot completely?

God modding is not considered entirely fair. Mal is still complaining about how, when I beat him in the finals, my character had ascended to god hood and taken over the entire country

.. My character will show you just how tough an irish man can be, though Morgoth's admin powers -which sounds almost like god modding to me - will be hard to beat

Guess I'll have to tone down my entrant a little then. Although Tapper has a pedestrian of the apocalypse, so maybe not by too much

He's trailer park trash, and very much defeatable :harhar:

Before I turned Trouble in, I did think about whether or not he would be overpowered, but in he end, he's just a brute.

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#56 drinksinbars

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:17 PM

Bauchelain the Evil, on Jan 18 2009, 12:43 PM, said:

Is there space foranothe player e.g:me
*please,please,please*

the more the merrier, just submit an intro by 10th of february and your in :harhar:

#57 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 03:47 PM

Good entries by everyone so far! My character is the most powerful in the whole genre, you guys are fucked!!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#58 Morgoth

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:07 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jan 18 2009, 04:47 PM, said:

Good entries by everyone so far! My character is the most powerful in the whole genre, you guys are fucked!!

Well tht surely depends on whether the author is Terry Brooks or Joe Abercrombie, does it not? and no matter, my character is much more hardcore

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#59 Grief

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:35 PM

Prepare to be amazed at some future point.
My character has a special writing technique.
Its so bad, it makes your eyes bleed.
It is a double pronged weapon:

1. You go blind, and cannot write.
2. You spend a lot of time in hospital.

Therefore, you are disqualified, and only 1 remains...

I hope its not that bad, but my writing is far from excellent...

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).