Belated Seasons Greetings from Steve

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Belated Seasons Greetings from Steve

#1 Hetan

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:22 AM

For those of you who were unaware of the greeting card we sent from the Scary Mob to Steve, here is the finished version :-

Xmas_SEjpg.jpg (109.68K)
Number of downloads: 54

And for some reason Steve's reply got trapped in the underworld, and we've just found it - so here it is, better late than never . He sends his greetings to all.

season__s_greetings.jpg (172.35K)
Number of downloads: 64

"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos

#2 Salt-Man Z

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 06:12 PM

Oh my goodness, T-Rex at the controls of a Skykeep?

"Today is a beautiful day to be wielding gravity-based magics!"

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"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch

#3 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 06:13 PM

Woah, didn't notice this. Sweet.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4 Gem Windcaster

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 08:12 PM

Wonderful!

_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_

#5 T'renn

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 10:18 PM

Inspired madness or Mad inspiration ? Just Divine

...Every tale is a gift,
And the scars bourne by us both,
are easily missed,
In the distance between us.

-Fisher-

Don't be blind,
Mind,
To be kind,
For you will find,

Kindness has its own rewards,
and each must find his way to heaven

-T.D. Mengerink-

#6 Tremolo

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 11:15 PM

Magnificent work Hetan and others.

'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'

#7 The Farmer

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 05:28 PM

Is Steve"s card,Kruppe?

#8 Aptorian

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:31 PM

Yeah. If you check out the author QandA... or maybe it's announcements?... anyway if you take a look you should be able to find the original painting Erikson made where it's taken from.

#9 Mcflury

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:51 PM

Isn't Kruppe supposed to have a rather ugly rattail beard?
Anyhew, the dude on the picture seems like Kruppe to me too, perhaps he shaved for a change

"There is no struggle too vast no odds too overwhelming for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived" - Anomander Rake
(From Toll the Hounds by Steven Erikson)

#10 frookenhauer

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 07:41 PM

Why so few replies to this post? Have we moved so far from the altar already?

Great card, the T-rex/ K'chain one, I hate Kruppe, but its nice to know we got one back. Cheers Steve!

souls are for wimps

#11 bubba

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 10:43 AM

that painting of Kruppe is scaring me......

#12 frookenhauer

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:03 AM

Looks like he's ready to blow you, doesn't he?

Actually he looks like he might possibly in the money for a handjob too

This post has been edited by lisheo-really-poops: 05 January 2009 - 11:05 AM

souls are for wimps

#13 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:23 AM

or a double handjob. It's the thought that counts tho

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#14 Abyss

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:04 PM

I am Abyss and I am horrified by this thread.

- Abyss, could have cheerfully gone the rest of his life without reading the words 'Kruppe' and 'handjob' in the same sentence...

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#15 MTS

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:11 PM

Me too! Disgusting images intrude on a previously peaceful mind..."Oh fragile psyche, where strange images arrive! Pushed into cracks, there to abide."

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#16 The Farmer

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:37 PM

I can"t believe anyone would hate, worthy Kruppe, he"s so innocent.
Thanks Aptorian for confirmation.

#17 Traveller

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:33 PM

Glad you liked the card, further apologies to Spin for drawing on his picture.

Still wish we could have fitted the K'chain K'santa comment somewhere...

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#18 Stalker

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:46 PM

hehe yea, I liked the K'chain K'santa idea too. The card came out nicely though.

#19 frookenhauer

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Posted 06 January 2009 - 11:11 PM

I can't believe you are totally fine with Kruppe and blow you (blow job) in the same sentence and yet find kruppe and handjob to be an issue...I must admit to some confusion.

Very Good tyrant, Looks like Kruppe can take on 3 at a time...

souls are for wimps