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Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 06:39 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smited(smote?) them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down

The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
souls are for wimps
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 06:45 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:36 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
souls are for wimps
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:49 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:11 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
A score and more years ago, twas a cold night
souls are for wimps
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:11 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:23 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
And the midwife agreed he was Ill
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:32 PM

[quote name='Bent' date='Nov 26 2008, 08:11 PM' post='475371']
They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
twas a cold night twenty three years ago
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
Raiders! Came the cry as they cut his Ties


sorta fixed

This post has been edited by frookenhauer: 26 November 2008 - 08:33 PM

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 09:58 PM

Frook none of that even RHYMES! :D
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:09 PM

can anybody start a new poem if so hows this;

Ode to Anomander

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake


His swords called Dragnipur

....
Dem bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones.
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:11 PM

Ode to Anomander

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake


His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:32 PM

Ode to Anomander

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake


His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
Dem bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones.
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:46 PM

[quote name='Bent' date='Nov 26 2008, 08:11 PM' post='475371']
They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
twas a cold night twenty three years ago
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
Raiders! Came the cry as they cut his Ties

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake

His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended

this is an epic poem...if you want to change the direction that's fine...I'm going to merge the two now
souls are for wimps
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 11:16 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
twas a cold night twenty three years ago
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
Raiders! Came the cry as they cut his Ties

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake

His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
souls are for wimps
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 11:34 PM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
twas a cold night twenty three years ago
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
Raiders! Came the cry as they cut his Ties

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake

His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 12:28 AM

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
twas a cold night twenty three years ago
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
Raiders! Came the cry as they cut his Ties

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake

His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
souls are for wimps
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 12:33 AM

Hmm, I think the breaks might be necessary...cos these pages are going to get long quickly. The first story I'm going to lop off and call part 1 the pilgrim. Part two can be An ode to Rake like the original...here goes...
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 12:34 AM

Chapter 1: The pilgrim

They say there was a man from Quon Tali
A pilgrim come new to south Cali
With Staff in hand and a prayer on lips
He jiggled and wiggled and waggled his hips

And people would come from miles all around
Took a shortcut through the Warren of Sound
Then went straight into the warren of Light
Where he jiggled and wiggled with all of his might

The Lord of Disco witnessed this dance
And so awed was he by this epic prance
to the pilgrim he gave a huge advance
Whilst strutting his stuff to techno and trance

He walked through the warrens
with a bunch of people who were morons
He cursed them and smote them
In his anger he set their hair aflame

And while they were burning
there arose a soft churning
in the gut of the south going Pilgrim
And when they fell down
The pilgrim let rip with a mighty sound
and laughed all the way into town.

The pilgrims birth is a tale worth telling
So tell you that tale I will
twas a cold night twenty three years ago
He came out kicking, screaming,and yelling
Raiders! Came the cry as they cut his Ties...
souls are for wimps
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 12:35 AM

Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake

His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
souls are for wimps
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 12:52 AM

Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake

From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake

His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure

The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
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