Posted 22 November 2008 - 09:10 AM
"I am not possessed anymore," says Ruse as a billowing cloud of red mist excavates itself from his posterior. "What that?" he asks when everyone points at his gaseous expulsions. Thats just lasyt nights chilli, i swae ruth puts something special in that one.
"Lynch em," says Liosan. "i am so smart i think i finally figured it all out."
"Like you didnt have a little help," laughs ruse."
"Like what?" exclaims Liosan in mock surprise.
"canw e kill him already, i am kinda hungover?" asked Galayn lord.
"Shut up gay lord" said hoods path under his breath.
"was that really necessary?"
Hp just shrugs.
"Could we get on with this please?" asked ruse looking bored, "these smoke effects are eating up are special fx budget and i am footing todays bill!"
"You know i could have killed you myself, if i hadnt of been culted," said reza with a smile.
"Yeah we figured," says shadow, walking slightly bowlegged after liosans victory dance in the bedroom the night before.
"Well no chnace now, you people talk too much." Reza/telas pulled a small thermo nuclear bomb from his pocket, a mini nuke if you will, but dont call it that or we may get sued and th ebudget isnt that big. "Of course my final surprise is a good one, if you thought fener knew how to explode, you aint see anything yet!"
Galain, crawling out from under a bush, emurlahns half invisible corpse under one arm looks at everyone in alarm and then starts running away. Emurlahn bouncing up and down in a slightlyy comical imitation of life.
"We can make a deal! dont asplode, please!!!" screamed shadow.
"Too late," said reza telas, dropping the nuke into the ground where it began to hum and vobrate and flicker until it eventually broke apart to reveal a superbly constructed disco ball that hovered and bobbed and shone silver red and yellow light all around the town while "celebration by kool and the gang blared out from hidden speakers.
"wel that was unexpected," said ruse before he pull a finger gun against his own head and blew it into little bits while everyone else got down and boogied.
Telas, in the confusion, ran for the hills, the opposite hills from galain, giggling like a school girl.
RUSE is DEAD, he was possessed.
The inno's are victorious as the cult can no longer win.
Special mention to telas who was beaten only by revealfest christmas 2008.
password for the beyond is leprecaun
password for mod heaven is exorcism
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.