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You f**ing should read Stover's f***ing ACTS OF CAINE books... spoilers in blocks / excessive profanity / damn fucking right

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:57 AM

Amazon just sent me the blurb of the TPB. I'm excited. 2 weeks can't go by fast enough.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 01:09 PM

View PostTapper, on 22 March 2012 - 09:57 AM, said:

Amazon just sent me the blurb of the TPB. I'm excited. 2 weeks can't go by fast enough.



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Posted 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week. But I've only read Heroes Die. So, the next book will be BoT. Though it'll probably be a while before I make it through the whole series.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 04:10 AM

View Postkcf, on 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM, said:

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week.



View Postkcf, on 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM, said:

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week.


View Postkcf, on 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM, said:

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week.


kcf, nothing personal, but i'd lock all my doors and windows if i were you.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 06:24 AM

View Postkcf, on 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM, said:

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week. But I've only read Heroes Die. So, the next book will be BoT. Though it'll probably be a while before I make it through the whole series.

I would burn your To Read Pile if you've left Blade of Tyshalle and Caine Black Knife unread this long. Just fucking raze it and let the phoenixes rise from the ashes where they may.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:38 AM

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View Postkcf, on 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM, said:

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week. But I've only read Heroes Die. So, the next book will be BoT. Though it'll probably be a while before I make it through the whole series.

I would burn your To Read Pile if you've left Blade of Tyshalle and Caine Black Knife unread this long. Just fucking raze it and let the phoenixes rise from the ashes where they may.

This.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 01:23 PM

View PostTapper, on 26 March 2012 - 07:38 AM, said:

View Postamphibian, on 26 March 2012 - 06:24 AM, said:

View Postkcf, on 26 March 2012 - 04:07 AM, said:

I got my copy of Caine's Law last week. But I've only read Heroes Die. So, the next book will be BoT. Though it'll probably be a while before I make it through the whole series.

I would burn your To Read Pile if you've left Blade of Tyshalle and Caine Black Knife unread this long. Just fucking raze it and let the phoenixes rise from the ashes where they may.

This.

You have one week.*


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Not kidding.

Get your thinkymeatz on the coCaine NOW.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 03:09 PM

To be fair, I'm pretty sure someone tracked down a copy of BoT for him only recently.

So Neth, I'll generously give you two weeks. :wine:
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:28 PM

Don't be silly.
He has CAINE'S LAW.
HE HAS CAINE'S LAW.


There's no excuse for doing anything other than reading with occassional pee breaks.
Not even that if he has an adult diaper handy.
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 03:04 PM

Thanks to Google Alerts for tipping me off to this Kirkus Review of Caine's Law. There's some mildly spoilery stuff I'll hide for those who care:

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Continuing the blended fantasy/science fiction adventures of Stover's homicidal antihero (Caine Black Knife, 2008, etc.).

If you're unfamiliar with the Caine saga, the first 100 pages offer a rapid-shuffle blur of riotous confusion, but patient readers eventually will grasp that the near-future Earth is a disastrously overpopulated, caste-ridden dictatorship whose instrument of control is the dreaded Social Police. The downtrodden masses dream of escaping to Overworld, a planet accessible via advanced technology where magic works and fantasy tropes like dragons and elves are real. However, only Actors trained in violence and magic, equipped with “thoughtmitters” that beam back virtual-reality live access to their experiences, get to go there. Actor Caine, under multiple identities, has been making mayhem at his sponsors' bidding for more than 50 years, battling gods, demons, enemies and friends alike. Perpetually bruised and battered, he survives only through healing magic and his indomitable will.
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Expect multiple plot threads that loop wildly and unpredictably between past and present, expletive-laden dialogue, havoc, torture and mass destruction. For starters.

Brutal, witty, insightful, addictive, frequently baffling and altogether astonishing.

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 03:55 PM

Nice to see a generally positive review altho some of those background points are just wrong (50 years? various identies?... umm, fuck no.)

Fucking psyched as fuck.
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 04:33 PM

Well... Caine is 50 years old (in CBK he says he was 25 at the Boedecken, and it's been that long since.) The various identities thing is totally true: He's actually Hari Michaelson, before he was Caine he was Dominic Shade, and at the end of CBK he's taken to Jonathan Fist, never mind the various titles he holds like Blade of Tyshalle or the Enemy of God and all that...

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 06:52 PM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 28 March 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:

Well... Caine is 50 years old (in CBK he says he was 25 at the Boedecken, and it's been that long since.) The various identities thing is totally true: He's actually Hari Michaelson, before he was Caine he was Dominic Shade, and at the end of CBK he's taken to Jonathan Fist, never mind the various titles he holds like Blade of Tyshalle or the Enemy of God and all that...



good point - Michaelson aside, his other alias' tend to be subsumed by Caine in my headparts.
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Posted 29 March 2012 - 01:37 PM

AW F@#$ YEAH

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Dear Chris,

I am pleased to let you know that we have just received notification that your pre-ordered book has been made available by the publisher.

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This book will be dispatched to you in the next few days. Should you wish to track your order, you can do so by following the link below:
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Thank you for pre-ordering your book with The Book Depository.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:05 AM

Sounds interesting. Will have to buy it if the ... ahem... copies I have gotten are as good as it sounds :p

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:26 AM

My book was supposed to be here in my hands as per the initial shipping order. However, it got lost in Pennsylvania for a couple days.

Right now it's in New Jersey and we'll see when it makes the trek up north.

We'll see how long it takes me to go from patient to placing the fucking open hand of Khryl upon the spinal cords of all those who dare delay the delivery of this dragonfucknuts surefire masterpiece.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:15 PM

amazon tells me it should arrive any fucking second now.

...and i'm supposed to stay the fuck at work?????
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:21 PM

It's in fucking stock at my local Indigo...will pick it up tonight on the way home. Fuck?

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 05:23 PM

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:39 PM

I read the entire fucking thing inside seven hours.

Lots to say, but I think I need cloak the discussion inside spoilers to respect the opinions and fuckin' sanctity of your own reads.

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