[Assail]

Mentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 05:09 PM, said:

I keep telling you, the analogy is faulty.
DG SPOILER

Spoiler

Moby is never described fighting anyone in his brok'ar'al form--he's a Soletaken demon, ffs. whenever he'd be fighting someone, it was out of sight, so presumably he'd semble to his demon form to fight the other Soletaken.

But the chicken was never expanded upon to even know if what could happen. The chicken might have been some bad ass demon or something. We'll never know. My point was that you couldn't kick either of them in the chest, you don't know their full potential.

[Slum]

Well, you COULD try kicking them and see what happens...

[Mentalist]

in it's chicken form, you damn well can. same as i'm sure you could hurt Moby.

i'm sorry, but i'm just using common sense here. if you DON'T know somehting, you don't factor that into how you act. based on what a given person would know about the bloody-beak, evel-cackling CHICKEN, the common sense solution is to kick it int he ribs and then call some mud people and tell them you really wanted some chicken soup.

[Assail]

Mentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 05:18 PM, said:

in it's chicken form, you damn well can. same as i'm sure you could hurt Moby.

i'm sorry, but i'm just using common sense here. if you DON'T know somehting, you don't factor that into how you act. based on what a given person would know about the bloody-beak, evel-cackling CHICKEN, the common sense solution is to kick it int he ribs and then call some mud people and tell them you really wanted some chicken soup.

Hahahaha and all I'm saying is that it's fantasy. Everything is possible, or not possible.

[Slum]

Chicken of Truth, the new epic saga from philosopher extraordinaire Terry Goodkind.

[Mentalist]

yes, we have already established, you have a much more open mind than me.


which kind of makes this argument moot...


which we also established a few pages back



so why are we still arguing?

[Mentalist]

Slumgullion Spitteler, on Mar 28 2009, 08:22 PM, said:

Chicken: the root of the world's evil, the new social commentary from philosopher extraordinaire Terry Goodkind.

fixed.

[Assail]

Mentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 05:22 PM, said:

yes, we have already established, you have a much more open mind than me.


which kind of makes this argument moot...


which we also established a few pages back



so why are we still arguing?

Something about me being extremely bored and you being a work looking to pass the time? I think. Fill me in if I'm wrong lol

[Assail]

Slumgullion Spitteler, on Mar 28 2009, 05:22 PM, said:

Chicken of Truth, the new epic saga from philosopher extraordinaire Terry Goodkind.

I would buy this. No lie. I would seriously buy this.

[Stalker]

Fine, I'll reveal. All the arguing hurts me, since I know there is good in everyone.

My name is Terry Goodkind. At an early age I began writing some short stories, my parents said I would be great and I believed them. Later they told me they were lying, but luckily they were rich and paid the publishers to advertise my Sword of Truth series. It sold well because it was heralded as god in book form.BUT IT WAS A LIE, I WAS FOOLING EVERYONE. These worthless, lame books were written by my dog!! Seriously, but it was better than anything I had. The giant chicken? I told the dog he was being stupid, but he decided to write the chicken in anyway. ( The dog is a poodle, so chickens terrify him.) Anyway, I myself am willing to admit that "my" books are horrible. Lucky for me, I am still rich. So while I may not be able to write, I get money bitches.

/TG out. Plus rape is a great plot device. Just saying...

[Assail]

Stalker, on Mar 28 2009, 05:25 PM, said:

Fine, I'll reveal. All the arguing hurts me, since I know there is good in everyone.

My name is Terry Goodkind. At an early age I began writing some short stories, my parents said I would be great and I believed them. Later they told me they were lying, but luckily they were rich and paid the publishers to advertise my Sword of Truth series. It sold well because it was heralded as god in book form.BUT IT WAS A LIE, I WAS FOOLING EVERYONE. These worthless, lame books were written by my dog!! Seriously, but it was better than anything I had. The giant chicken? I told the dog he was being stupid, but he decided to write the chicken in anyway. ( The dog is a poodle, so chickens terrify him.) Anyway, I myself am willing to admit that "my" books are horrible. Lucky for me, I am still rich. So while I may not be able to write, I get money bitches.

/TG out. Plus rape is a great plot device. Just saying...

You will repent! Such blasphemy is unacceptable! How dare you use his name in vain!

[Stalker]

Hey, don't shoot me. I'm just the messenger.

They don't let dogs be authors. Discrimination and all.

This post has been edited by Stalker: 29 March 2009 - 12:30 AM

[Slum]

Stalker, on Mar 28 2009, 08:25 PM, said:

Fine, I'll reveal. All the arguing hurts me, since I know there is good in everyone.

My name is Terry Goodkind. At an early age I began writing some short stories, my parents said I would be great and I believed them. Later they told me they were lying, but luckily they were rich and paid the publishers to advertise my Sword of Truth series. It sold well because it was heralded as god in book form.BUT IT WAS A LIE, I WAS FOOLING EVERYONE. These worthless, lame books were written by my dog!! Seriously, but it was better than anything I had. The giant chicken? I told the dog he was being stupid, but he decided to write the chicken in anyway. ( The dog is a poodle, so chickens terrify him.) Anyway, I myself am willing to admit that "my" books are horrible. Lucky for me, I am still rich. So while I may not be able to write, I get money bitches.

/TG out. Plus rape is a great plot device. Just saying...

Oh Crap! That's hilarious! Good stuff, Stalker!

[Assail]

Slumgullion Spitteler, on Mar 28 2009, 05:30 PM, said:

Stalker, on Mar 28 2009, 08:25 PM, said:

Fine, I'll reveal. All the arguing hurts me, since I know there is good in everyone.

My name is Terry Goodkind. At an early age I began writing some short stories, my parents said I would be great and I believed them. Later they told me they were lying, but luckily they were rich and paid the publishers to advertise my Sword of Truth series. It sold well because it was heralded as god in book form.BUT IT WAS A LIE, I WAS FOOLING EVERYONE. These worthless, lame books were written by my dog!! Seriously, but it was better than anything I had. The giant chicken? I told the dog he was being stupid, but he decided to write the chicken in anyway. ( The dog is a poodle, so chickens terrify him.) Anyway, I myself am willing to admit that "my" books are horrible. Lucky for me, I am still rich. So while I may not be able to write, I get money bitches.

/TG out. Plus rape is a great plot device. Just saying...

Oh Crap! That's hilarious! Good stuff, Stalker!

Godkind will smite thee all down!

[Mentalist]

Stalker, on Mar 28 2009, 08:25 PM, said:

Fine, I'll reveal. All the arguing hurts me, since I know there is good in everyone.

My name is Terry Goodkind. At an early age I began writing some short stories, my parents said I would be great and I believed them. Later they told me they were lying, but luckily they were rich and paid the publishers to advertise my Sword of Truth series. It sold well because it was heralded as god in book form.BUT IT WAS A LIE, I WAS FOOLING EVERYONE. These worthless, lame books were written by my dog!! Seriously, but it was better than anything I had. The giant chicken? I told the dog he was being stupid, but he decided to write the chicken in anyway. ( The dog is a poodle, so chickens terrify him.) Anyway, I myself am willing to admit that "my" books are horrible. Lucky for me, I am still rich. So while I may not be able to write, I get money bitches.

/TG out. Plus rape is a great plot device. Just saying...

I don't buy it.

vote Stalker

why fake-reveal on a non-mafia forum?

[waydoug]

aha! First off TG was dyslexic as a child and didn't write any short stories. He started writing as an adult! Stalker is lying! Aha do I win a prize? (ok, why does didn't come up as spelled wrong?)

[HoosierDaddy]

waydoug, on Mar 28 2009, 08:55 PM, said:

aha! First off TG was dyslexic as a child and didn't write any short stories. He started writing as an adult! Stalker is lying! Aha do I win a prize? (ok, why does didn't come up as spelled wrong?)

You know Tairy's personal history? Oh my.

[Stalker]

I didn't know my biography was on the web, and if it is I didn't authorize it.

Do I need to change my name and pic for you to believe me?

[Slum]

waydoug, on Mar 28 2009, 08:55 PM, said:

(ok, why does didn't come up as spelled wrong?)

Lol. Maybe cuz you spelled it right?

This post has been edited by Slumgullion Spitteler: 29 March 2009 - 01:01 AM

[Mentalist]

HoosierDaddy, on Mar 28 2009, 08:57 PM, said:

waydoug, on Mar 28 2009, 08:55 PM, said:

aha! First off TG was dyslexic as a child and didn't write any short stories. He started writing as an adult! Stalker is lying! Aha do I win a prize? (ok, why does didn't come up as spelled wrong?)

You know Tairy's personal history? Oh my.

anyone that's been on the forums long enough knows it

ffs, I have never even touched an SoT book in my life, yet I can argue with goodking fans... thank you, Internet