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Online Flash And Puzzle Games 101 ways to waste your time

#421 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:12 AM

Globetrotter. This game gets pretty fucking hard when you start getting given non-major cities in large countries (like China, fuck that).

You're definitely going to want to zoom in to do well.

Oh, and after level 6, the take away the fucking national borders.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 05 May 2012 - 12:20 AM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#422 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:02 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 05 May 2012 - 12:12 AM, said:

Globetrotter. This game gets pretty fucking hard when you start getting given non-major cities in large countries (like China, fuck that).

You're definitely going to want to zoom in to do well.

Oh, and after level 6, the take away the fucking national borders.


It never really got hard enough. To make these games challenging, you've got to do the dick move of putting in lots of places in Micronesia, and little islands that belong to countries that are nowhere near them, that sort of thing. There was a really good Facebook version of this game a while back that I enjoyed a lot.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 01:09 PM

I'm so terrible at this game.

But I did ok at the memory matchup. Honestly, these things just serve to remind me of how my brain has fallen into decreptitude in the last decade. Depressing.

Anybody belong to the brain exercise forum Lumosity?
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 06:12 PM

Wolfenstein 3D >>>> LINK

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 04:55 PM

Another fun one:

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"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 02:49 AM

Wreck-It Ralph

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 09:56 PM

Like QWOP, but with a unicorn. The insults are quite funny.
http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 01:19 AM

IT'S SO HARD
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 04 August 2012 - 08:43 AM

god damn the world map one!
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 08:26 AM

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I'm in work so I cannot continue. It is hard though
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 11:31 AM

if yoiu could change the keys it might be little easier

on the proigress bar at the bottom, i got about an inch past the little orange trianlge.

I quit

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 11:39 AM

View PostMacros, on 06 August 2012 - 11:31 AM, said:

if yoiu could change the keys it might be little easier

on the proigress bar at the bottom, i got about an inch past the little orange trianlge.

I quit


It's quite fun putting him on his face and kicking his back legs :p
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:29 PM

Super House of Dead Ninjas

For some reason it lags terribly in my browser window so I haven't played it yet but it looks great.
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 10:42 PM

With CLOP, I found you could get a reasonable distance if you just alternated between pressing H+L together and then J+K. Gets you to the big hill easily enough, although for some reason it gets harder from there.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 01:41 PM

This has probably already been posted, but here it is again anyway: Curveball

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:10 PM

View PostShiara, on 19 August 2012 - 01:41 PM, said:

This has probably already been posted, but here it is again anyway: Curveball


Man that's an oldie. I think I first played that in my 9th grade geometry class (which we obviously were not supposed to be doing).
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 05:02 PM

View PostShiara, on 19 August 2012 - 01:41 PM, said:

This has probably already been posted, but here it is again anyway: Curveball

I think I posted that at one point, but who cares? it's one of my all-time favorites.
"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 10:26 PM

The spiritual successor to the brilliant Grid 16, I give you: Multitask!

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:35 AM

View PostSir Thursday, on 23 October 2012 - 10:26 PM, said:

The spiritual successor to the brilliant Grid 16, I give you: Multitask!

ST


The game would be a lot easier if they didn't deliberately place the key bindings in spatially confusing locations on the keyboard.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:38 AM

Frog Fractions
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